In her first interview since hooking up with Jon Gosselin, Hailey Glassman describes the newly-separated father of eight (and Casanova of mediocre looking, slightly unstable women) as her "first love." Sniff. Is it dusty in here, or is it just us?
Hailey Glassman also reveals she began dating Jon in May - a month before he and Kate Gosselin announced their separation on Jon & Kate Plus 8.
But before you add wrecker of homes to Hailey's resume, remember that he pummeling Deanna Hummel first - and Glassman points out that Jon and Kate were separated for "months" before then, and she had nothing to do with it.
"He was living in my house, the person I joked around with. He was sad and bored, I was home and bored," says Glassman, referring to a time when Jon crashed at her parents' place (her dad is the surgeon who performed Kate's tummy tuck).
"Jon and Kate have moved on with their lives - it's only viewers who haven't moved on," adds the 22-year-old party girl with the troubled past.
Hailey Glassman (right) swears she's not dating Jon Gosselin to get famous.
"I'm not some fame whore. I've been in hiding for three months," she says, adding that the attention she's received since hooking up with Jon is "horrible."
"Do I choose my life or do I choose Jon? I stay in my house with my parents where I feel safe. Take my 15 minutes, you can have it. Please, take it back!"
Hailey Glassman says she "wasn't worried" about her player beau going to the Hamptons with former Star magazine reporter Kate Major last month.
"I know what Jon tells me and I know him, but she's cuckoo, cuckoo, you know?" she says of Major, who claimed to be in a relationship with Jon.
How long do you think they'll last? She seems to have genuine feelings for the man, but you know how these true players are. We give it a month or two.
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