Dane Cook is an unfunny moron.
At this week's Teen Choice Awards, the formerly popular stand-up comedian took to the stage and called out Vanessa Hudgens.
Not content to simply refer to her multiple-time naked picture scandal, Cook forced the camera to pan to the actress and then couldn't even muster a joke about her. He simply said:
Girl, you gotta keep your clothes on!
As the clip below (which was actually edited out of the broadcast) proves, Vanessa looked far from happy about the mockery:
We'd have less of a problem with the reference if Cook actually made an attempt to be funny or witty. You know, something like:
High School Musical? More like High School Nude-ical!
OR:
Bandslam? More like Band-slammin' Body!
You get the idea.
Instead, Cook just exploited the situation without even trying to be creative. That's extra lame. Don't you agree?
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August 11th, 2009 10:03 AM
He is ALWAYS LAME! I don't see how he is so popular, at all. He is one of the worst comics ever. BLECH!!!
August 11th, 2009 10:03 AM
Why is it entertainment when you publish her pictures, but not entertainment when a comedian comments about photos you've published? Curious.
August 11th, 2009 11:57 AM
uuuuummm.... whats extra lame is that "leaked" photos are the only way this girl stays relevant. Seriously. I mean, what a coincidence her movie is coming out soon. If your going to be a dumbass and take pictures like this, expect people to make fun of it.
Vanessa is a joke & Her boyfriend is what keeps her in the headlines. Her movie is going to bomb.
August 11th, 2009 1:39 PM
She's the idiot who got naked and took the pics.
August 11th, 2009 2:58 PM
haha seriously she does though. I thought it was completely funny. I'm getting sick of these picture leaks, and they just always seem to happen when oe of her movies is coming out. Clearly its a coincidence. ppfft.
August 11th, 2009 3:33 PM
Well she should ahve expected people to make fun but not at the feakin TEEN Choice Awards!!!! For god's sake! How innapropraite were they this year? First a 16 year old is pole dancing then there were jokes about naked pictures. All you need is Linsday Lohan to make it the Adult Only Choice Awards. And his joke was sh*t.
August 11th, 2009 3:47 PM
What a bastard. Poor Vanessa. Public disappointment was bad enough but some shitty joke from Dane Cook addressing it? That was low, Dane. Real low.
On the otherhand, I can't wait to see the pictures of his black eye after both Vanessa AND Zac finish with him. I mean, it used to be just Zac but the girl is training for an action movie! She's gotta use SOMEONE as a punchbag!
August 11th, 2009 3:47 PM
I don't agree. What's extra lame is taking naked pictures that inevitably get 'leaked' for a bit of publicity.
August 11th, 2009 6:42 PM
kaykay, her movie may not bomb. I thought the same about Ashley Tisdale's newest film since looks as lame as Vanessa's but it did well.
As for implying that she leaked them because her film is coming out. It's a teenybopper film, it's doubtful that anyone in their right mind is going to embarrass themself for a teen flick.
August 12th, 2009 1:36 AM
Lame or not, she sucks as bad as his joke did. Its only fitting.