Maria Jimenez claims in a lawsuit filed today that Vanessa Bryant, wife of basketball star Kobe Bryant, has been rather mean to her recently.
Specifically, the angry maid says the wife of the NBA's reigning MVP called her "lazy, slow dumb, a f---ing liar, and a f---ing piece of sh-t."
Kobe and his wife are being sued by their former housekeeper, who claims Vanessa Bryant was repeatedly and incredibly abusive of her.
In the lawsuit filed in Superior Court in Orange County, Maria Jimenez claims Vanessa actually accused her of stealing her (mouth) retainer.
Jimenez says Vanessa "badgered, harassed and humiliated" her "by yelling, screaming and criticizing her in front of Kobe, their children, employees and other people in the house," and she threatened to quit but Kobe talked her out of it.
This time it's Vanessa Bryant, not Kobe, who's in legal hot water.
The final straw supposedly came when Vanessa went nuclear because Maria Jiminez put an expensive blouse in the washer. Vanessa naturally demanded that Maria put her hand in a bag of dog feces to retrieve the price tag for the blouse.
Maria says she wanted to quit and Vanessa responded that she "had to work until payday to pay for the $690 blouse, which she did." Man, that's just harsh, V.
She is suing for invasion of privacy, emotional distress, unpaid wages and wrongful discharge, which is sorta like what Kobe Bryant was charged with back in '03.