The Hills Recap: "No Place Like Home"
by Free Britney at .Home may be where the heart is, but things aren't altogether sweet in the home of Lauren Conrad (LC) on this episode of The Hills.
Roommates Lauren Bosworth (Lo) and Audrina Patridge aren't really jiving, and the tension between them is getting worse by the minute.
While LC and Lo want to go tanning and shopping, Audrina has to go to Epic Records' studio, where the band Alkaline Trio is recording, for work.
She really wants the Laurens to stop by and see her, and they do, for about 15 seconds, before Lo complains about being hungry and they bail.
Lo denies any sort of blame by saying she's "just not cool enough to hang with bands," but Lauren Conrad is sad that her roomies haven't bonded.
If you thought Audrina Patridge's life was complicated, it pales in comparison to the reality show's other protagonist, the plastic-surgery loving Heidi Montag.
The fake-looking, duck-lipped bimbo decides that she wants to take her career to the next level. Her boss, club promoter / owner Brent Bolthouse, taps Heidi to help launch his new Hyde club - in Las Vegas! HOT!
She confides in Stephanie Pratt about the move, but asks that she not tell her brother, saying "It's something that I have to do for myself."Back at Casa Conrad, Lauren and Lauren are cooing over their new puppy, who they have named Chloe. They gush that Chloe has two moms! *sniff*
Audrina? Not thrilled. Either she doesn't like dogs, or her roommates, or feeling left out. Or quite possibly a little from each category.
Patridge complains to Justin Brescia (a.k.a. Justin-Bobby) about feeling ostracized, and - ever the sage, level-headed influence one should always turn to - the unclean one recommends that Audrina start looking for other places to live on her own.
She's considering it, too.
Later, Stephanie kicks Spencer Pratt's lazy ass out of her apartment. His response: "I'll be gone. By the end. Of the day. Get out. Of my face."
Ouch.
With nowhere to go, he returns to Heidi's apartment unannounced, but when he gets there, he's shocked to discover she's nowhere to be seen...
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Comments (10 Total)
Heidi climbed up the later fast! She's a hard worker and LC is jealous. Plus, that other girl competing for the same position, she was kinda ugly...and admit it...looks count! duh! dont have the player, hate the game!
oh yeah - what the HELL was Stephanie thinking? If I had caused that mess (Spencer psycho-travelling to Las Vegas) I would totally have not gone with him, and called Heidi to warn her that my mouth was bigger than her fake boobs
Spencer is a disgusting little twit, and Heidi clearly loves the freaking drama games between them. If he had come up to me in the casino - while I was there on a job opportunity that I had approached my boss and asked for - I would have just said, "I'm sorry I have no idea who this is - can you please call security" OR (if I actually gave a damn), "How nice to see you sweetie - what a surprise - this is my boss and also a very important bigwig. Can I catch you after my career-making/breaking meeting? Ta-ta!" Lo is a jealous and passive-aggressive little beyotch. She could have gone over and invited Audrina in a thousand times over. Lauren might be full of herself, but hey, the show is about her
Is anyone else bothered by the fact that Spencer insists on always referring to Lauren as "LC?" Even Lo and Stephen call her Lauren now, and they actually knew her during the Laguna days. HEIDI never even called her LC, so why does Spencer....? Pet peeve.
Well, first of all it seems to me that Lauren and anyone who is lucky enough to join her heavenly posse seem to automatically be or turn into the protagonist(s) of The Hills. Everyone else who is left out of that circle seems to automatically be the antagonists...why?? Lauren who seems to always be the saint in this show, now has to solve the problem between Lo and Audrina. I don't think that just because J.B is back in Audrina's life, LC and LO have the right to shun her!! Why isnt anyone complaining about that?? Lauren, if anyone else has not noticed, is extrememly full of herself and wants the world (or the world of the hills) at her feet praising her and thanking her for being in their lives...she seriously needs to get over herself...