The Hills Recap: "No Place Like Home"

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Home may be where the heart is, but things aren't altogether sweet in the home of Lauren Conrad (LC) on this episode of The Hills.

Roommates Lauren Bosworth (Lo) and Audrina Patridge aren't really jiving, and the tension between them is getting worse by the minute.

Bad Extensions

While LC and Lo want to go tanning and shopping, Audrina has to go to Epic Records' studio, where the band Alkaline Trio is recording, for work.

She really wants the Laurens to stop by and see her, and they do, for about 15 seconds, before Lo complains about being hungry and they bail.

Lo denies any sort of blame by saying she's "just not cool enough to hang with bands," but Lauren Conrad is sad that her roomies haven't bonded.

If you thought Audrina Patridge's life was complicated, it pales in comparison to the reality show's other protagonist, the plastic-surgery loving Heidi Montag.

The fake-looking, duck-lipped bimbo decides that she wants to take her career to the next level. Her boss, club promoter / owner Brent Bolthouse, taps Heidi to help launch his new Hyde club - in Las Vegas! HOT!

She confides in Stephanie Pratt about the move, but asks that she not tell her brother, saying "It's something that I have to do for myself."

Back at Casa Conrad, Lauren and Lauren are cooing over their new puppy, who they have named Chloe. They gush that Chloe has two moms! *sniff*

Audrina? Not thrilled. Either she doesn't like dogs, or her roommates, or feeling left out. Or quite possibly a little from each category.

Patridge complains to Justin Brescia (a.k.a. Justin-Bobby) about feeling ostracized, and - ever the sage, level-headed influence one should always turn to - the unclean one recommends that Audrina start looking for other places to live on her own.

She's considering it, too.

Later, Stephanie kicks Spencer Pratt's lazy ass out of her apartment. His response: "I'll be gone. By the end. Of the day. Get out. Of my face."

Ouch.

With nowhere to go, he returns to Heidi's apartment unannounced, but when he gets there, he's shocked to discover she's nowhere to be seen...

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Heidi climbed up the later fast! She's a hard worker and LC is jealous. Plus, that other girl competing for the same position, she was kinda ugly...and admit it...looks count! duh! dont have the player, hate the game!

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oh yeah - what the HELL was Stephanie thinking? If I had caused that mess (Spencer psycho-travelling to Las Vegas) I would totally have not gone with him, and called Heidi to warn her that my mouth was bigger than her fake boobs

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Spencer is a disgusting little twit, and Heidi clearly loves the freaking drama games between them. If he had come up to me in the casino - while I was there on a job opportunity that I had approached my boss and asked for - I would have just said, "I'm sorry I have no idea who this is - can you please call security" OR (if I actually gave a damn), "How nice to see you sweetie - what a surprise - this is my boss and also a very important bigwig. Can I catch you after my career-making/breaking meeting? Ta-ta!" Lo is a jealous and passive-aggressive little beyotch. She could have gone over and invited Audrina in a thousand times over. Lauren might be full of herself, but hey, the show is about her

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Is anyone else bothered by the fact that Spencer insists on always referring to Lauren as "LC?" Even Lo and Stephen call her Lauren now, and they actually knew her during the Laguna days. HEIDI never even called her LC, so why does Spencer....? Pet peeve.

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Well, first of all it seems to me that Lauren and anyone who is lucky enough to join her heavenly posse seem to automatically be or turn into the protagonist(s) of The Hills. Everyone else who is left out of that circle seems to automatically be the antagonists...why?? Lauren who seems to always be the saint in this show, now has to solve the problem between Lo and Audrina. I don't think that just because J.B is back in Audrina's life, LC and LO have the right to shun her!! Why isnt anyone complaining about that?? Lauren, if anyone else has not noticed, is extrememly full of herself and wants the world (or the world of the hills) at her feet praising her and thanking her for being in their lives...she seriously needs to get over herself...

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What episode is this because it seems interesting Hmmm...??

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OMG if I were Pratt's sister I would have slapped him in the mouth!

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I'm happy that Lauren sees that Lo is trying to oust Audrina next week. Lo is sooo blunt and obvious. And oh yeah...Heidi and Spencer are so fake. HEidi would NEVER leave LA and her manufactured fame for a Las Vegas job.

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Wow, I thought that bringing Lo back was the best thing that could happen to the show until this week. Poor Audrina. Lo is clearly jealous of her and her friendship with Lauren. I always thought Audrina was kind of boring, but the way Lo acts towards her is plain bitchy. Did Lauren forget who her only friend was when Heidi left her to be with her boyfriend? Lo, you are not in the opening title or in any of the publicity shots for the show-get over yourself, you are a stuck up jealous brat!

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I THINK LO IS AN UGLY BITCH, WHO IS JEALOUS OF LC'S AND AUDRINA'S RELATIONSHIP. I COULD TELL N PREVIOUS EPISODES THAT SHE ENVIES THE BOND THAT THOSE TWO HAD. IT'S SAD THAT SHE MAKES AUDRINA FEEL LEFT OUT AND I THINK LC AND AUDRINA SHOULD HAVE NEVER DECIDED TO MOVE IN WITH HER DUMB ASS... OH YEAH SPENCER PRATT IS A DOUCHE BAG !!

Lauren Conrad Biography

Lauren Conrad and New Boyfriend? A Laguna Beach alumna, the gorgeous Lauren Conrad has gone on to be the star of its spin-off series, The Hills. Back in her high school... More »
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Laguna Beach, California
Full Name
Lauren Katherine Conrad

Lauren Conrad Quotes

Someone with a great sense of humor is the most important thing, and someone who really supports me in everything I do... I don’t ever want to make an excuse for trying to work hard and having my own life. I love a guy that supports that and loves that.

Lauren Conrad [on men]

I don’t feel girly without long hair! There is something so sexy about having long blonde hair. It’s so feminine.

Lauren Conrad