Two episodes of The Hills last night. One awesome performance by Whitney Port and plenty of Pratt family drama to catch up on. Let's get down to it.
In the first episode, "Back to L.A.," Lauren Conrad returns home from Paris and tells Audrina Patridge all about her travels, while Whitney Port heads into Lisa Love's office at Teen Vogue to tell her she's outta here.
Whitney goes on a job interview for a stylist's position with Kelly Cutrone of People's Revolution. The interview is tough, but our girl gets it! Yay!
At her office, Heidi Montag explains to some random co-worker that she does not want to break up with Spencer Pratt .... but at the same time, he sure shouldn't think about seeing other people ... but he needs to move out. Pronto.
Spencer complains to his sister, Stephanie Pratt, about moving out and says he's considering dating other girls as a result. Hopefully ones who haven't had about 12 plastic surgeries. Seriously, have you seen Heidi lately?
Heidi Montag gets wind of the fact that Spencer is thinking about dating others - via Stephanie - and fish-lips does not take kindly to this revelation.
Spencer Pratt has worn this look of bewilderment for three episodes now.
Lauren and Audrina head to Les Deux where they meet up with Frankie Delgado and his boyfriend, Brody Jenner. Just kidding. They're not together. Though they are always together. What is this Frankie guy's deal, anyway?
Anyway, having heard about Cora Skinner, LC gives Brody the cold shoulder and asks him where his "girlfriend" is. Brody plays dumb, but Lauren is wicked upset and not buying it. Brody then gets pissed storms outta the club.
Lauren Conrad and Lauren Bosworth (Lo) have breakfast and LC admits that Brody has a way of making her feel like she's not good enough.
Lo tells LC that she's being ridiculous and that Brody should be chasing her, and that she has to figure out a way to just be friends with him.
A bitter Spencer packs up his stuff at the ol' apartment, while pouty Heidi watches. As he walks out he says "enjoy your space." Ohhh, snap!
Finally, Whitney Port packs up her stuff at the Teen Vogue offices, reminiscing with LC about all their good times. They say goodbye and we shed a tear.
Read about the second episode, "An Unexpected Friend," after the jump ...
Whitney Port heads to N.Y. City for fashion week with her new job, and it's, like, bonkers! She seems nervous at first, but does a great job with the fancy-pants designers. At the fashion show, Whit rocks and impresses everyone! Woo!
In L.A., Lauren is in class at FIDM when she notices that Stephanie Pratt is her classmate. Does this seem contrived to anyone else out there?
Anyway, mad texting ensues. OMG, so random!
At the next class, however, Stephanie Pratt offers an olive branch, coming over to Lauren and apologizing for that nasty encounter at the club.
The girls bond a bit when Steph admits what a jerk Spencer can be. Lo and Audrina advise Lauren not to trust She-Pratt, but LC seems cool with her.
Later, neither Heidi or Spencer seem too thrilled about Stephanie becoming pals with Lauren. Spencer, for his part, practically loses his mind.
Spencer tells her he can't trust her.
Stephanie calls him a loser.
Both have valid points.
However scripted this show might be, we have to say that Spencer Pratt's facial expressions have been absolutely priceless in the past two weeks.
He may be the most normal person on the show, believe it or not - a guy who, despite his flaws, is trying to do the right thing, yet ends up confused and bewildered by women, 'round the clock. We feel for you Spence.
At school, Lauren and Stephanie hang out again and have lunch as Steph complains about both Spencer and Heidi. Ah, you gotta love The Hills.
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April 1st, 2008 9:54 AM
i do love the hills. Even though I think Spencer has been the devil reincarnate, i actually have to give him his props lately. Why?...for bringing Princess Heidi back down to reality. You can't partially half break up with a guy...or put him on punishment. How much of a beating can he take?
April 1st, 2008 10:44 AM
I completely agree with the above comment...I am by no means a spencer fan...but who does Heidi think she is, "I want space, but you can't date other people." Whatever. That girl has completely lost touch with reality if she thinks she can break up with a guy and him not want to date other people.
April 1st, 2008 11:12 AM
I love Whitney. Does it seem that Whitney is the only one living her own life while everyone else is trying to take advantage of LC and her fame to get noticed or make a name for themselves?
April 1st, 2008 11:18 AM
spencer may be a bit clueless when it comes to women but Heidi is totally delusional. move out of his own apt but he can't see anyone else? come on. giving her space is one thing but going out to colorado like that was a nice gesture and he just got shot down by her family and everything ... can't believe i'm sayin it but i think spencer is getting treated a bit unfairly lately
April 1st, 2008 11:55 AM
Did anyone notice in last night's episode how completely self centered Lauren is? She acted liked a high school teenager not acknowledging Brody. And people slam Heidi. Heidi was a true friend to the end while Jason made Lauren miserable. Lauren of course does not reciprocate, she picked a battle and lost a good friend and somehow looks like she is the good guy. Never want her as a friend, I will take Heidi any day. Lauren judges everyone, a true friend listens, is supportive and is there for the Good and the BAD. MTV keep doing as you doing, showing that Lauren is the worst friend yet!!!
April 1st, 2008 11:57 AM
OMG WHAT GOOD EPISODES. AND HEIDI IS LOOKING MIGHTY CHANGED. She should stay away from the knife! shes looking faker then EVER. I guess she needs to realise she'll never be as pretty as LC. and freak'n Lo is my girrrrl, she needs more air time on the show.
Whitney def. nailed the fashion week, i thought she did so good, but is it just me, or do you guys think shes out of place with all those people... she jus looks like she doesnt fit in there. im gona miss Lc and whitney working together.
and heidi is retarted! you cant move backwards... if she wants spencer then she cant just have part of him, she needs to have the whole him... then again... i hate spencer... but hes in the right with this situation. Id consider seeing other people too.
and its weird but i think im likin this stephanie girl... but i cant help but think shes up to no good.
April 1st, 2008 1:34 PM
This is to Karen;
I guess you have never been in a half relationship where you do think that your friendship is leading to something more and you leave the scene for a while and find out that the person you are almost romantically involved is dating someone else. Since Lauren has been through this road a couple of times, I guess she just wised up. First - Stephen, then Jason and now Brody. That must be really tough on her.
April 1st, 2008 1:45 PM
I,ve just started watching the hills, and i just need to no if its realality or scripted i just dont know. Im from London so hav;nt seen the new season, sounds great thoe..........someone tell me if its real
April 1st, 2008 3:29 PM
so much drama!!! omg lauren is getting a little bit on my nerves, i used to sympathise with her but she seems to be making some bad choices and on top of it acts like a spoiled brat.
now, for one i would worry about the new friendship with stepahanie.
wats up with miss heidi; is she dillusional?
spencer should move on and heidi should start owning up to her part in the past mistakes unless she wants to live isolated from the hills crowd...
April 1st, 2008 6:11 PM
you people are stupid. do you think lauren, heidi, stephanie, or even spencer care what you write? whether lauren annoys you or not, you're still watching and making her rich. stop your complaining because you're jealous.
it's a tv show. for entertainment purposes... get a life.