We have to give credit to Perez Hilton this time.
Steering clear of politics, the infamous blogger is sticking with what has made him a household name - spreading juicy celebrity gossip.
Perez's accusation of the day: That John Mayer is "definitely" bisexual and that Hilton himself made out with the lame singer.
"He is definitely bi," Hilton declared on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show, adding that Mayer is "struggling with his sexuality."
Of their liplock at the New York City club Stereo last year, Hilton said:
"He kissed me, and I kissed him back. It was on the mouth. With tongue. I thought he was messing with me ... Then he kept going and going."
John Mayer is sexually confused and plays for both teams, according to celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, who says he has personally made out with the singer.
Elaborating further, Perez Hilton claims that Jessica Simpson â€" John Mayer's girlfriend at the time of the supposed hookup â€" didn't mind.
"While John Mayer and I are making out, she is rubbing his crotch," Hilton recalled to Seacrest, who seemed a bit thrown off by the discussion.
Mayer's rep tells Us Weekly in response to Hilton's story, "This is all so ridiculous," while Simpson's rep had no comment.
Hilton insisted, "It's 100 percent true."