Calum Best Denies Existence of Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape

Let us get one thing straight: there is a Lindsay Lohan sex tape.

Granted, the grainy image released this week may not have been taken by Calum Best and its main, oral sex-providing attraction may not be Lindsay.

But can anyone out there truly state they'd be surprised if a Lohan sex tape did eventually surface?

Best, however, is denying that this is it. His rep released a statement to Us Weekly that says: "Sorry to disappoint you, but it's not Calum in the tape."

On second glance, he didn't say it wasn't Lohan, did he? Hmmm....

Calum Best has seen Lindsay Lohan nude. That can't be denied. But the loser ex-boyfriend claims he never filmed his sexual escapades with the world's best known Firecrotch.