Calum Best Denies Existence of Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape

Calum Best has seen Lindsay Lohan nude. That can't be denied. But the loser ex-boyfriend claims he never filmed his sexual escapades with Firecrotch.

He denies anything to do with any Lindsay Lohan sex tape.

Granted, the grainy image released this week may not have been taken by Calum Best and its main, oral sex-providing attraction may not be Lindsay.

But would it shock you if a Lohan sex tape did eventually surface?

Best, however, is denying that this is it. His rep released a statement to Us Weekly that says: "Sorry to disappoint you, but it's not Calum in the tape."

On second glance, he didn't say it wasn't Lohan, did he? Hmmm....