Brad Pitt may need to stop playing the doting father role to Shiloh and Pax Thien for a few minutes.
If the hunky actor doesn't look up soon, he may never see the other half of Brangelina is his arms again.
After all, check out what transpired on the afternoon of April 27: Angelina Jolie made her directorial debut at the Tribeca Film Festival with her documentary about daily life around the globe, A Place in Time.
But Jolie's real show, however, didn't begin until later that night.
After an official bash at Hotel Gansevoort â€" where the star drank wine and, a source tells Us Magazine, was "really outgoing and very chatty" â€" the supposed stay-at-home mom headed to a small VIP afterparty at nearby eatery Gin Lane.
Among the guests there? Actor Olivier Martinez, a participant in the documentary and her costar in the awful 2004 thriller Taking Lives, with whom Jolie reportedly had a fling at the time. It would be like Stavros Niarchos running into Paris Hilton. Or Mary-Kate Olsen. Or Hilary Duff.
But back to Angelina: Encouraged by a group of drummers, the actress eventually began waving her arms around. But it wasn't until Jolie started dancing for Martinez that things got really wild.
"She turned to him on the banquette and was shaking it in front of him. She was giving him a lap dance, " said a witness. "She was looking over her shoulder, tossing a glance his way."
Another partygoer describes it as "very, very flirty."
Which makes us very, very concerned. Sure, this could be an exaggerated piece of celebrity gossip ... but what if it's not? What if the most beautiful couple in the world doesn't make it? Who can we look to next as the model relationship?
Hayden Panettiere and Stephen Colletti?