Hayden Panettiere is frickin' hot.
Yes, we feel dirty for saying it, knowing full well that the Heroes actress is merely 17.
But the British edition of FHM named her 6th in its list of the sexiest women alive, and you know her boyfriend, Stephen Colletti, would put her even higher.
Besides, Hayden's the one teasing us with photos of rampant girl-on-girl action. So we're letting ourselves off the hook.
Hayden and Stephen Colletti, 21, were spotted out and about the other day, as the young Hollywood lovebirds landed at Urth Caffe on Melrose Avenue, canoodling and necking their way through a lunch on the patio.
With one egregious PDA after another, it became abundantly clear to the other patrons at the establishment that the former Laguna Beach star wants desperately to "save the cheerleader" if you know what we're saying.
We're saying he wants to possibly bend her over, as Akon would say.
Anyway, we can only wonder if Stephen can hold out another 110 more days (and 14 hours) before it becomes legal to close the deal. Or if he did the same with his ex-girlfriend, Kristin Cavallari, back in high school.