Tyler Baltierra and Catelynn Lowell have long been a beacon of light in a sea of MTV train wrecks, as you know if you watch Teen Mom online.
This makes the following racy scene even more surprising.
On the second episode of the new season Monday night, Tyler celebrates the fact that he's marrying his girlfriend of more than 10 years.
By getting his freak over at the local strip club, naturally.
With his dad Butch, who just got out of prison, naturally.
In one of the more risque scenes you'll ever see on Teen Mom: OG, Baltierra looks like an OG as he leans back, drinking at the club.
His view? Topless and bikini-clad girls grinding on a pole in front of him, or right in front of his face as he groans with satisfaction.
We're telling you, it's pretty NSFW for Teen Mom standards, and this is a show that films Jenelle Evans beating the f--k out of people.
And a show that features Farrah Abraham ... in general.
Anyway, Baltierra appears to be enjoying himself, shoving dolla billz in G-strings left and right, while his father chats up a lucky stripper.
"You’re not drinking?" she asks Butch, who responds:
“No, I’m sober. I don’t drink at all,” he replies.
He does have other needs, however:
“Let me tell you something, I just got out of prison. I haven’t been with a woman in four years. Maybe I can get a little oral?”
See how the stripper responds to that inquiry - and how Catelynn reacts when she shows up at this fine institutiion - below: