One day, years from now, you’ll likely tell your grandchildren the wonderful, magical story of that time Snooki got arrested.
It was a hot, sunny day on the Jersey Shore, and Snooki was completely wasted. She tried to run into the ocean with all her clothes on, and she kept falling down in the sand.
Her friends tried to get her to go home, but she was too drunk, so police officers helped, and when she began cussing at them and pulling away, she got arrested for being drunk and disorderly.
Here, remember it all for yourselves …