Sarah Paulson: I Met Lisa Vanderpump and She's a Mean Bish!

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Back in June, the world learned that Lisa Vanderpump is not returning to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Sarah Paulson, first-rate actress and Real Housewives superfan, has something to say about it.

Not only will she not miss Lisa on the show, but she had her own encounter with the SUR owner that cemented her opinion.

Sarah Paulson lie detecter for VF

To explain the set-up that you will see in the video that we have included, Sarah Paulson sat down for a lie-detector test.

In the video for Vanity Fair, she sits down with a serious-sounding interrogation on her life, her career, and her pop culture interests.

One should note that lie detector tests detect stress indicators, not lies, and are so bogus that results aren't admissible in court.

One should also note that a "real" test would involve simple answers, mostly "yes" or "no." But this is all in good fun.

Until, that is, Sarah is asked about the franchise that she so openly adores -- the Real Housewives.

Lisa Vanderpump for Pride

Sarah is asked if she'll miss Lisa Vanderpump now that she has departed from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

"Um, you know, I don’t want her coming after me on Twitter," Sarah admits, which already tells you her answer.

"But," she continues. "I won’t miss her.”

“I miss the dynamic she brings to the group," Sarah acknowledges.

She clarifies: "Which is, you know, the fear of God she instills in everyone."

Sarah Paulson as Cordelia

"But no, I won’t miss her,” Sarah continues.

Don't worry, folks -- she explains precisely why.

“I met her once at a party," the acclaimed actress reveals.

"She wasn’t that nice to me," Sarah admits.

"Am I going to get in trouble for that?" she asks. "She wasn’t that nice!"

Bethenny Frankel Keeps It Real

Sarah was also asked if she thinks that The Real Housewives of New York City will crumble and fail without Bethenny Frankel.

"I think the star of The Real Housewives is the franchise itself," Sarah opines.

"So," she predicts. "I think [RHONY] will survive without her."

"Although I personally will miss her,” Sarah admits.

She then adds: “I’d like them to bring back Jill Zarin, though."

Sarah Paulson at the Tonys

So, if Sarah's acting career were to go sideways, would she want to be a Real Housewife? Of course. But where?

"New York,” Sarah answers. “New York is my number one."

"It’s my OG, as the kids say," she adds.

She even knows her tagline.

Sarah shares: "Probably what my tagline is on Twitter, too: ‘Always hungry.’"

"I’m an actress, after all," she notes.

Dorinda and Bethenny Laugh About Fish Room

This is absolutely not the first time that Sarah has gushed about her love for the franchise.

Sarah absolutely adores Dorinda Medley, who came out to surprise her a couple of years ago on Watch What Happens Live.

"I love her hair, I love her nose, I love the way she talks, I love the way she walks, I love her relationship with her daughter,” Sarah raved at the time.

“I think she’s really funny," she added. "And I think she’s no-bulls--t except for when she is, which I admire."

"And um, God, her walk. Did I mention her walk?" Sarah asks. "She’s got a good walk. I really love that walk."

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