R. Kelly has found two people to come to his defense.
And they're the same two people he's accused of kidnapping, holding hostage and illegally sleeping with.
Earlier this week, R. Kelly talked to Gayle King about his recent arrest and the accusations that he has basically created a sex cult with Azriel Clary, 21, and Joycelyn Savage, 23.
The artist ranted and raved and screamed and broke down in crocodile tears when faced with pressing questions from King, who remained admirably calm in the face of such nonsense.
You can watch Kelly proclaim his innocent, in a VERY unconvincing manner, right here:
In a follow-up interview, King talked with Clary and Savage, whose parents say Kelly abducted and has been abusing for years.
Kelly, in turn, has said that these same parents handed over their children to him at a concert and, hey, what is he supposed to do... give them back?
No. Really. This is R. Kelly's explanation.
While Clary and Savage's parents have long claimed that the star has manipulated and brainwashed their daughters, the two women have presented a very different version of the story to King.
"When I first met Robert, my parents told me to lie about my age, so when I met him he thought that I was 18," Clary said to King, denying that she ever had sex with R. Kelly when she was 17.
"On top of that, when I was 17, my parents were actually making me, trying to get me to take photos with him, take sexual videos with him - all kinds of stuff...
"... Because if they ever have to blackmail him, what they're trying to do now, they can use it against him, which is exactly what they're doing."
For the record, it does seem like some very weird and shady stuff went on between Clary's parents and R. Kelly.
But are you familiar with R. Kelly's past? With the tape that depicted him urinating on a 14-year old in bed?
Go ahead and take his side at your own ethical peril.
Savage, meanwhile, was in agreement with the allegations as she nodded along while Clary spoke.
"Everything she's saying is true. Our parents are basically out here to get money," she said, adding:
"Both of our parents are basically out here to try and get money and scam because they didn't agree on what happened with music or wherever it could be and they're just very upset."
Clary even alleged that her parents started to threaten her and R. Kelly that they would release naked photos of her if he doesn't send thousands of dollars to a bank account.
"You're trying to solicit me like I'm some f-cking hoe. I'm not. I'm your child," she screamed at one point.
A lawyer for Clary's' parents say that this is all just further proof that R. Kelly has "manipulated" Clary and spent years abusing her mentally, claims that Clary strongly denies.
To the point of tears.
"I'm crying because you guys don't know the truth," she says here.
"You guys are believing some f-cking fascade that our parents are saying. This is all f-cking lies for money and if you can't see that, you're ignorant and you're stupid as f-ck because you want to be all - because that's the world we live in.
"Negativity sells, gossip is what sells, rumors are what sell."
Watch this disturbing interview for more.