O.J. Simpson is sick and tired of all the accusations.
He's been hearing what people have been saying for many years now and he just cannot believe they would sully his reputation in this manner.
Therefore, with the former football star and very likely murderer actually active on Twitter now, the man known as "Juice" would like to let loose on the most annoying rumor that has been following him around for as long as he can remember.
No, Simpson wants everyone to know, he isn't...
... Khloe Kardashian's biological father.
"Hello Twitter world, this is yours truly," Simpson began a two-minute video posted on Twitter last night, adding at the time:
"My life has always been involved in the sports world and I suspect, as the weeks go on, that's pretty much what we'll be talking about. But once in a while, I'm going to go off topic and talk about something else and this is one of those times."
Simpson, of course, was on trial for killing his ex-wife and her friend back in 1994.
One of his lawyers and good friends back then was Robert Kardashian -- and, because the Internet is both hilarious and awful, there's been chatter for a long time now that O.J. had an afffair with Robert's wife.
Who was Kris Jenner at that time.
And everyone has been lying about it since?
No, Simpson says now.
"You know, Bob Kardashian was like a brother to me," Simpson says in the video featured here.
"He was a great guy. He met and married Kris and they really had a terrific time together when they were together. Unfortunately, that ended.
But never, and I want to stress never, in any way, shape or form have I ever had any interest in Kris romantically, sexually. I never got any indication that she had any interest in me.
"So all of these stories are just bogus. Bad, tasteless."
And, let's face it, if anyone knows anything about something being tasteless... it's O.J. Simpson.
"Khloe, like all the girls, I'm very proud of, just like I know Bob would be if he was here," O.J. added. "The simple facts of the matter is she is not mine."
Simpson joined Twitter last week, just two days after the 25th anniversary of the double murders of former wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman.
Kris Jenner has since said she still feels guilty she didn't "pay more attention" and "speak up" before Nicole's murder.
She seems to believe Simpson is guilty.
"At the end of Nicole's life, I think she finally was at a place where she knew she had to be more vocal with what was going on and she was in trouble," Kris said in the 2015 documentary The Secret Tapes of the O.J. Case: The Untold Story.
"The one thing she would tell all of us by the time, you know, it got to that level was, 'He's going to kill me and he's going to get away with it.'"