Kourtney Kardashian Tries, Fails to Save Kris Jenner's Life

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Would you trust Kourtney Kardashian to save your life?

Of course you wouldn't -- and if you would, then perhaps you need to take a step back and reevaluate the choices you made that led you to this point in your life.

Kourtney Kardashian, Nervous

The Kardashians are known for being the most vapid bunch around, as well as being famous for kind of absolutely no reason.

Seriously, Robert Kardashian Sr. was part of the legal "Dream Team" that defended O.J. Simpson in his infamous murder trial.

Then, several years later, Kim Kardashian had sex with Brandy's little brother Ray and filmed it, and now here we are.

It's been a wild ride.

So with such limited professional experience and basically zero life skills, one can expect that the Kards have their shortcomings.

And it shouldn't come as a surprise that this latest stunt the family pulled on Keeping Up with the Kardashians was a total failure.

Kourtney Kardashian, No Bra

In this sneak peek for Sunday's new episode, Kourtney, Khloe, and Kris Jenner hung out with the Los Angeles County Fire Department.

Why? It's hard to say. Perhaps the producers are souring on the real-life drama and going back to their contrived nonsense roots?

In any case, the crew pulls up to what looks like a burning building ... not a real fire, but a simulation for firefighters to practice on.

Khloe explains to Kourtney that "This whole thing is, like, really for you, because you are one of the worst decision makers of all time."

She says that Kris will be placed in the building, and Kourtney is responsible for leading the mission to save her life.

It does not go well.

Kourtney Kardashian, Up Close

Kourtney and Khloe get suited up in all the necessary firefighter gear, and at one particularly glorious point, Kourtney asks if it's fireproof.

[See life skills commentary above.]

Then they get ready to save their mother - the matriarch, the Momager - from what looks like near-certain simulated death.

The professionals ask Kourtney which tools to use as Kris yells for help, and she makes exactly one decision before it all goes to hell.

Did Kris make it out at the end of the day? Was her eldest child, the 38-year-old Kourtney, able to think critically for five minutes?

Watch the clip below to find out:

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Kourtney Mary Kardashian