Kourtney Kardashian Flaunts Bare Butt on the Beach, Continues to Torment Lord D

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Suns out, buns out!

Kourtney Kardashian's such a peach. At least, she has one. And she let that spectacular butt out to play at the beach.

In the video below, you'll see her sport an itty bitty bikini while she shows Scott Disick what he can never have again!

Kourtney Kardashian, Sidebutt

In this video, which Kourtney elected to share because she loves her followers almost as much as she loves strutting her stuff on the beach for the world to see, Kourtney makes a delighted dash for the water.

Her bikini is so miniscule that it does effectively nothing to obscure her legendary Kardashian booty.

If anything, her bikini bottoms lovingly frame her cheeks for added emphasis.

The fact that she's running, well ... it adds to the effect.

The camera moves a little as Kourtney runs, but keep in mind that recording a video on your phone is different from recording on a camcorder back in the day was -- people tend to hold out their phones further.

And everybody moves a little when they walk or run, so the person recording Kourtney was unintentionally wiggling back and forth. It happens.

it doesn't diminish how great this magnificent MILF looks as she charges into the ocean water.

The question is -- is this just for the benefit of Kourtney's fans?

Kourtney Kardashian and Larsa Pippen on Floats

It's almost impossible to see this and not think of Kourtney Kardashian's infamous ex, Scott Disick.

All summer, Scott's epic bender has been impossible to ignore.

Scott Disick might have freaked out about Kourtney dating earlier this year, but he pretty much spent the entire summer buried in a bottle or a 19-year-old model.

And no, we don't just mean Bella Thorne -- though she seemed the most willing to increase her visibility by being associated with him. She kept coming back for second helpings of Scott's ... publicity.

(We wonder how Bella Thorne's possible new girlfriend thinks of how Bella spent the summer -- but she probably understands how the PR game works)

Kris Jenner said to Kourtney that Kourtney always wants what she can't have. Kourtney shot that down at the time, but now? 

Kourtney Kardashian on a Boat

And now, of course, Scott Disick is dating Sofia Richie. Very publicly.

Like, they might even be a serious, committed relationship -- unlike the other 19-year-old hotties whom Scott has left in his wake.

(We'll see)

Kourtney is apparently fine with Scott dating Sofia, because it's a sign that Scott is moving on.

(Or maybe because Sofia is a stabilizing influence, though that shouldn't be a girlfriend's job -- least of all the job of a teenager)

But even though Kourtney might say that she's fine with it, we're reminded of what Kris Jenner says.

Especially when we watch this video.

Kourtney has to know that Scott isn't over her, and that he'll see that video.

If Kourtney always wants what she can't have, will Scott -- with his new girlfriend and his newfound stability -- suddenly become irresistible to her again?

Is that why she's flaunting what she's got?

Kourtney Kardashian's Anchor Swimsuit

But there's a simpler explanation.

Kourtney loves the beach.

She even went to the beach when she visited Egypt, which is not what most people think of doing when they're visiting the site that contains the remains of one of the greatest civilizations that the world has ever seen.

Kourtney is also not shy about showing off her savory peach. Maybe she's doing it just for herself and, for a brief moment, Scott Disick was the furthest thing from her mind.

It's a short video, after all:

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Kourtney Mary Kardashian