Florida Man Photographs Raccoon Riding an Alligator
by Kay D. Rhodes at .Might Florida Man finally be getting his act together?!?
For years, anyone referred to by this designation would be found trying to cash a $368 billion check... trying to have sex with a tree... or doing any one of number of other ridiculous activities.
But not Richard Jones.
This Sunshine State resident has gone vial as a result of the amazing photo captured in the video above, which depicts a raccoon riding on the back of an alligator at the Ocala National Forest.
"I snapped a lucky picture right when the gator slipped into the water and before the raccoon jumped off and scurried away. Without the context you'd think the raccoon was hitching a ride across the river. Pretty amazing," Jones told WFTV.
Something here seems amiss, though.
Perhaps the story is meant to read: Florida Man Caught Riding on the Back of an Alligator Shooting Raccoons While High on Flakka.
Yeah. That must be it.