Keep trying, Florida Man. Keep trying.
In the following video, an unidentified Florida man really does not want to have his SUV towed.
So he does want pretty much any Florida Man would do: he gets behind the wheel, puts the car in drive and revs the engine... while it's attached to a tow truck.
"This guy isn't having a good day," writes the awesome dude who posted the footage on YouTube.
The incident allegedly took place in Orlando and appears to have gone down in front of some kind of Indian market. And that's really all we know at the moment.
But when it comes to stuff Florida Man does, we can't make a lot of sense out of it even when we do more many more details.