Florida Man: Strange Sunshine State Stories

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Florida Man. There is never, ever a dull moment with that guy.

1. Florida Couple Arrested For Selling "Golden Tickets" to Heaven; Jesus Blamed

Florida Couple Arrested For Selling "Golden Tickets" to Heaven; Jesus Blamed
Tito and Amanda Watts, a Florida couple pictured here, were recently arrested for selling golden tickets to Heaven. They were fraudulent.

2. Florida Man Keeps Calling 911 Because Wife Threw Out Beer, Gets Arrested

Florida Man Keeps Calling 911 Because Wife Threw Out Beer, Gets Arrested
A man in Florida was arrested this week for calling 911 on many occasions. He had to report that his wife had thrown out his beer.

3. Florida Man Gets Pulled Over, Calls 911 to Complain About Slow Ticket Writing

Florida Man Gets Pulled Over, Calls 911 to Complain About Slow Ticket Writing
A Florida man named Judes Exantus was arrested this week for calling 911. Because the police officer who pulled him over was taking too long to write a ticket.

4. Florida Man Run Over By His Own Pickup Truck, Charged With DUI

Florida Man Run Over By His Own Pickup Truck, Charged With DUI
A Florida man has been charged with DUI after being run over by his own pickup truck.

5. Florida Man, High on "Flakka," Goes Streaking, Would Rather Die Than Be Caught By Imaginary Pursuers

Florida Man, High on "Flakka," Goes Streaking, Would Rather Die Than Be Caught By Imaginary Pursuers
Police in Florida say a Fort Lauderdale man was hospitalized after he went streaking to avoid a group of imaginary pursuers over the weekend.

6. Florida Man Has Sex with Tree, Attacks Cop with Own Badge While High on Flakka

Florida Man Has Sex with Tree, Attacks Cop with Own Badge While High on Flakka
Kenneth Crowder, a Florida Man allegedly high on the street drug flakka, has been arrested after allegedly having sex with a tree and attacking a cop with the officer's own badge.

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