Florida Man: Strange Sunshine State Stories

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Florida Man. There is never, ever a dull moment with that guy.

1. Florida Couple Arrested For Selling "Golden Tickets" to Heaven; Jesus Blamed

Florida Couple Arrested For Selling "Golden Tickets" to Heaven; Jesus Blamed
Tito and Amanda Watts, a Florida couple pictured here, were recently arrested for selling golden tickets to Heaven. They were fraudulent.

2. Florida Man Keeps Calling 911 Because Wife Threw Out Beer, Gets Arrested

Florida Man Keeps Calling 911 Because Wife Threw Out Beer, Gets Arrested
A man in Florida was arrested this week for calling 911 on many occasions. He had to report that his wife had thrown out his beer.

3. Florida Man Gets Pulled Over, Calls 911 to Complain About Slow Ticket Writing

Florida Man Gets Pulled Over, Calls 911 to Complain About Slow Ticket Writing
A Florida man named Judes Exantus was arrested this week for calling 911. Because the police officer who pulled him over was taking too long to write a ticket.

4. Florida Man Run Over By His Own Pickup Truck, Charged With DUI

Florida Man Run Over By His Own Pickup Truck, Charged With DUI
A Florida man has been charged with DUI after being run over by his own pickup truck.

5. Florida Man, High on "Flakka," Goes Streaking, Would Rather Die Than Be Caught By Imaginary Pursuers

Florida Man, High on "Flakka," Goes Streaking, Would Rather Die Than Be Caught By Imaginary Pursuers
Police in Florida say a Fort Lauderdale man was hospitalized after he went streaking to avoid a group of imaginary pursuers over the weekend.

6. Florida Man Has Sex with Tree, Attacks Cop with Own Badge While High on Flakka

Florida Man Has Sex with Tree, Attacks Cop with Own Badge While High on Flakka
Kenneth Crowder, a Florida Man allegedly high on the street drug flakka, has been arrested after allegedly having sex with a tree and attacking a cop with the officer's own badge.

7. Florida Man Confronts Florida Women Stealing His Beach Stuff, Gets Attacked

Florida Man Confronts Florida Women Stealing His Beach Stuff, Gets Attacked
A Florida man celebrating July 4 on the beach confronted two women stealing his stuff on the beach. You gotta see the video.

8. Florida Man Shoots Himself Bowling, Will Be Okay

Florida Man Shoots Himself Bowling, Will Be Okay
A bowler shot himself in the led this week in Florida. He is expected to be just fine.

9. Florida Man Arrested for Tax Fraud, Has Bentley Tattoo Across Forehead

Florida Man Arrested for Tax Fraud, Has Bentley Tattoo Across Forehead
This man was arrested for tax fraud in Florida. He has an interesting tattoo across his forehead.

10. Florida Man Told to Stop Masturbating in Front of Window, Sets Building on Fire

Florida Man Told to Stop Masturbating in Front of Window, Sets Building on Fire
Florida man Kenneth Haskins has been arrested for setting an apartment building on fire ... allegedly because management told him to quit masturbating in front of the window.

11. Florida Man Arrested for Running Strip Club Out of Barbershop

Florida Man Arrested for Running Strip Club Out of Barbershop
Another Florida man has been arrested. This one was running a strip club out of a barbershop.

12. Dupree Johnson, Florida Burglar, Arrested After Sharing on Instagram, is Insta-Idiot

Dupree Johnson, Florida Burglar, Arrested After Sharing on Instagram, is Insta-Idiot
Dupree Johnson was charged with 142 counts of felony burglary after posting pictures of the things he stole on his Instagram feed. Give this guy a Darwin award!

13. Florida Man Mistakes Suicide Jumper's Body For Mannequin, Assumes April Fools Prank

Florida Man Mistakes Suicide Jumper's Body For Mannequin, Assumes April Fools Prank
A Florida man nonchalantly disposed of the body of a resident who'd jumped 16 stories to her death Tuesday night, assuming it was an April Fools' prank.

14. Man Walks Dog Naked in Florida, Attacks Officers, Gets Arrested

Man Walks Dog Naked in Florida, Attacks Officers, Gets Arrested
A man in Florida was arrested this week. That's what happens when you walk your dog naked and attack the police.

15. Florida Bus Driver Drops Off Kids in Wrong City, Parents Far From Pleased

Florida Bus Driver Drops Off Kids in Wrong City, Parents Far From Pleased
A bus driver in Florida's Broward County School District incurred the wrath of parents after dropping kids off in the wrong city Monday.

16. Florida Man Stabs Daughter with Five-Foot Long Sword

Florida Man Stabs Daughter with Five-Foot Long Sword
A father in Florida stabbed his daughter with a sword this week. We really wish we were making that up.

17. Florida Man Arrested While Attempting to Cash $368 BILLION Check to Open Underwater Restaurant

Florida Man Arrested While Attempting to Cash $368 BILLION Check to Open Underwater Restaurant
A Florida man was arrested while attempting to fulfill his dream of opening an underwater Italian restuarant. His statement to police is pure, uncut Florida.

18. Florida Man Arrested for Repeatedly Trying to Tickle Police Officers

Florida Man Arrested for Repeatedly Trying to Tickle Police Officers
A Florida man was just arrested for trying to tickle police officers. Really, is anyone shocked by this?

19. Florida Man Head Butts Bus Door, Knocks Himself Out

Florida Man is very upset in this video. Watch as he rails against a bus fare by running head-on into the closed door of said bus.

20. Florida Man Robs Bank, Grabs Lollipop While Waiting for Cash

Florida Man Robs Bank, Grabs Lollipop While Waiting for Cash
Tough break, Florida Man! This guy tried to rob a bank in the Sunshine State, only to be apprehended... but not before grabbing himself a lollipop.

21. Florida Man in SUV Tries to Drive Away from Tow Truck, Fails Miserably

Poor Florida Man. He's trying very hard in this video not to have his SUV towed. But he's failing in spectacular fashion.

22. Florida Burglar Hides in Gator Lake, Gets Eaten By Gator

Florida Burglar Hides in Gator Lake, Gets Eaten By Gator
A Florida man tried to hide from police in a lake filled with alligators. We think you know where this is going...

23. Florida Man and Florida Woman Get Into Burrito-Based Brawl

Florida Man and Florida Woman Get Into Burrito-Based Brawl
This Florida man and this Florida woman just got into a very big fight. But it's what they used as weapons in that fight that will leave your head shaking.

24. Florida Man Arrested for Driving Naked, Wearing Wires on His Penis

Florida Man Arrested for Driving Naked, Wearing Wires on His Penis
A Florida man has been arrrested for an unusual reason: he was seen driving around naked, wearing wires on his penis and making very weird gestures.

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