Florida Man: Strange Sunshine State Stories By Author Free Britney at Sep 12, 2014 • Category Florida Man Florida Man. There is never, ever a dull moment with that guy.1Florida Couple Arrested For Selling “Golden Tickets” to Heaven; Jesus BlamedTito and Amanda Watts, a Florida couple pictured here, were recently arrested for selling golden tickets to Heaven. They were fraudulent.2Florida Man Keeps Calling 911 Because Wife Threw Out Beer, Gets ArrestedA man in Florida was arrested this week for calling 911 on many occasions. He had to report that his wife had thrown out his beer.3Florida Man Gets Pulled Over, Calls 911 to Complain About Slow Ticket WritingA Florida man named Judes Exantus was arrested this week for calling 911. Because the police officer who pulled him over was taking too long to write a ticket.4Florida Man Run Over By His Own Pickup Truck, Charged With DUIA Florida man has been charged with DUI after being run over by his own pickup truck.5Florida Man, High on “Flakka,” Goes Streaking, Would Rather Die Than Be Caught By Imaginary PursuersPolice in Florida say a Fort Lauderdale man was hospitalized after he went streaking to avoid a group of imaginary pursuers over the weekend.6Florida Man Has Sex with Tree, Attacks Cop with Own Badge While High on FlakkaKenneth Crowder, a Florida Man allegedly high on the street drug flakka, has been arrested after allegedly having sex with a tree and attacking a cop with the officer’s own badge.7Florida Man Confronts Florida Women Stealing His Beach Stuff, Gets AttackedA Florida man celebrating July 4 on the beach confronted two women stealing his stuff on the beach. You gotta see the video.8Florida Man Shoots Himself Bowling, Will Be OkayA bowler shot himself in the led this week in Florida. He is expected to be just fine.9Florida Man Arrested for Tax Fraud, Has Bentley Tattoo Across ForeheadThis man was arrested for tax fraud in Florida. He has an interesting tattoo across his forehead.10Florida Man Told to Stop Masturbating in Front of Window, Sets Building on FireFlorida man Kenneth Haskins has been arrested for setting an apartment building on fire … allegedly because management told him to quit masturbating in front of the window.11Florida Man Arrested for Running Strip Club Out of BarbershopAnother Florida man has been arrested. This one was running a strip club out of a barbershop.12Dupree Johnson, Florida Burglar, Arrested After Sharing on Instagram, is Insta-IdiotDupree Johnson was charged with 142 counts of felony burglary after posting pictures of the things he stole on his Instagram feed. Give this guy a Darwin award! 13Florida Man Mistakes Suicide Jumper’s Body For Mannequin, Assumes April Fools PrankA Florida man nonchalantly disposed of the body of a resident who’d jumped 16 stories to her death Tuesday night, assuming it was an April Fools’ prank.14Man Walks Dog Naked in Florida, Attacks Officers, Gets ArrestedA man in Florida was arrested this week. That’s what happens when you walk your dog naked and attack the police.15Florida Bus Driver Drops Off Kids in Wrong City, Parents Far From PleasedA bus driver in Florida’s Broward County School District incurred the wrath of parents after dropping kids off in the wrong city Monday.16Florida Man Stabs Daughter with Five-Foot Long SwordA father in Florida stabbed his daughter with a sword this week. We really wish we were making that up.17Florida Man Arrested While Attempting to Cash $368 BILLION Check to Open Underwater RestaurantA Florida man was arrested while attempting to fulfill his dream of opening an underwater Italian restuarant. His statement to police is pure, uncut Florida.18Florida Man Arrested for Repeatedly Trying to Tickle Police OfficersA Florida man was just arrested for trying to tickle police officers. Really, is anyone shocked by this?19Florida Man Head Butts Bus Door, Knocks Himself OutFlorida Man is very upset in this video. Watch as he rails against a bus fare by running head-on into the closed door of said bus.20Florida Man Robs Bank, Grabs Lollipop While Waiting for CashTough break, Florida Man! This guy tried to rob a bank in the Sunshine State, only to be apprehended… but not before grabbing himself a lollipop.21Florida Man in SUV Tries to Drive Away from Tow Truck, Fails MiserablyPoor Florida Man. He’s trying very hard in this video not to have his SUV towed. But he’s failing in spectacular fashion.22Florida Burglar Hides in Gator Lake, Gets Eaten By GatorA Florida man tried to hide from police in a lake filled with alligators. We think you know where this is going…23Florida Man and Florida Woman Get Into Burrito-Based BrawlThis Florida man and this Florida woman just got into a very big fight. But it’s what they used as weapons in that fight that will leave your head shaking.24Florida Man Arrested for Driving Naked, Wearing Wires on His PenisA Florida man has been arrrested for an unusual reason: he was seen driving around naked, wearing wires on his penis and making very weird gestures.