What did we ever do to deserve the sexy, sexy magic that is the Fifty Shades of Grey series?
The books, the movies, all of it is just so good.
Maybe you think it's good because you genuinely like it, maybe you think it's good because it makes you feel funny in your pants, or maybe you just appreciate it for what it is: a dumb, trashy, fun bit of entertainment.
Either way, does it really matter?
Fifty Shades of Grey has a little something for everybody, and if you don't believe it, then just check out the new trailer for Fifty Shades Freed, the final film in the franchise.
Then you'll see.
This is actually the first official trailer for the movie -- we've seen a few teasers, but this is the first real look we're getting.
And it's amazing.
The trailer starts by reminding us that Anastasia and Christian are married now -- we know that because he tells her "Good morning, wife," and then she answers with "Good morning, husband."
They go on a fancy honeymoon, he spends a ridiculous amount of money and licks her leg. You know, just married people things.
When they get back home, it turns out that they have a different home, because he went and bought a house without discussing it with her.
It's not because he's possessive and controlling, it's because he's romantic. Right?
Later on, Ana is driving around town with Christian when he notices they're being followed, so she does some slick maneuvers to get away from the other car, which is something she would totally know how to do.
And then ... oh, and then Ana's deranged old boss, Jack Hyde, calls her up, looking more psychotic than ever.
What does he want? The trailer doesn't make it clear, but later we see him holding a knife to her throat, so it's nothing good.
What else? Ana gets jealous because Christian hangs out with that older woman who turned him onto all this BDSM business, someone gets punched in a club, for some reason.
And don't forget all the sex!
Check out the whole wild show in the video below: