It didn’t take long for David Letterman to come out of retirement.
Rocking a full-on beard, the former Late Show host made a cameo Friday night on Martin Short and Steve Martin’s A Very Stupid Conversation event in San Antonio.
"I am so happy to be out of the house!" Letterman joked, before setting his sights on a certain President candidate:
"I retired and I had no regrets, none. I was happy. I was complacent. I was satisfied. I was content. And then a couple of days ago, Donald Trump said he was running for president. I have made the biggest mistake of my life, ladies and gentlemen."
And, with that, Letterman pulled out a Top 10 List of interesting facts about the man who thinks most Mexicans are rapists.
After referencing what Trump says during sex and making fun of Trump’s comb-over, Letterman mocked himself with number-six:
"Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for some delusional bulls–t…oh wait, that’s me."
HA! We miss Letterman on television every night.
Watch his full appearance above.