Donald Trump to Ditch Comb-Over if Elected President

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Desperate times call for desperate measures.  And sometimes that even means losing the comb over for Donald Trump.

If that’s true, sh*t must be getting real for The Trump!!!

Donald Trump for President

Now that Donald Trump has been fired from NBC following his comments about immigration, he can focus more on his hair presidential campaign.

The 69-year-old presidential candidate, reality TV star, and business magnate will update his hairstyle for a chance in the Oval Office.

He told a crowd of supporters in Iowa on June 27 that the promise to change his hair is not so that it won’t embarrass America (because it would), but to save time.

He said, “I would probably comb my hair back. Why? Because this thing is too hard to comb. I wouldn’t have time, because if I were in the White House, I’d be working my ass off.”

This guy has supporters???

Well, we do support his haircut policy positions. That thing has to go.

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