We never thought we'd need to say this, but here we go:
There's a big difference between getting married on board an airplane and having sexual intercourse on board an airplane.
The former arrangement can be pretty romantic, despite its unusual setting, as evidenced by the video below, on a Southwest flight this week.
The latter, though?
It's just weird and gross and dirty, despite being sort of admirable in its own way.
We say this because a man and a woman were recently videotaped while very clearly getting it on while flying about 35,000 feet over the ground.
This isn't the first time a couple has joined what society has deemed The Mile High Club, but it's gotta be one of the first times they have dared to do so without going into the bathroom first.
These two just starting humping on their seats!
“My mom and dad were just trying to have a peaceful trip to Mexico and then they sent me this……..” Twitter user @kileytully wrote alongside the borderline NSFW footage, which was filmed by her mother.
The video has been viewed over 4.2 million times since it went live -- and it's easy to see why.
How often do you see a woman just straddle a man mid-flight and thrust all around?
Here's the thing, though: these two nearly got away with it!
At one point in the video, the mother of the aforementioned Twitter user pans around to the rest of the cabin, showing happily unaware fellow travelers.
Granted, we assume, if someone had gotten up to use the restroom, he or she would have seen what was going on.
But we almost can't blame the horny couple in question for trying to get away with their lewd act.
It's not like any nudity is showing!
In fact, it makes you wonder. Was there actual, penetrative boning going on here, or just really enthusiastic dry humping?
We may never know. Or perhaps we will!
NOTE: Silver Airways has confirmed the video was taken on one of its flights, according to the Daily Mail, and also told the outlet it is working to confirm its authenticity ... but did not condone the type of behavior.
We guess we understand why it has to say that.
But check out the footage above for yourself.
We've seen more naked action on the Instagram account of Kim Kardashian.