This is one way to distract from the ongoing NFL national anthem controversy...
On Sunday night, shocking footage of Miami Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster went viral, as an exotic dancer named Kijuana Nige released the video below and claimed Foerster "recorded [it] himself."
She adds that it features him "professing his love" for Nige - and it certainly appears to feature the coach snoring multiple lines of cocaine.
While using a $20 bill to snort some kind of powdery substance off a table, a man who everyone believes to be Foerster says the following:
"Hey, I miss you. ... Thinking about you. ... How about me going to a meeting and doing this before I go."
So it appears Foerster isn't merely taking this hard drug, he's doing so prior to attending a meeting at work. And bragging about it to Nige.
"There’s those big grains falling, but I miss you. I miss you a lot. [snort] What do you think? Crazy? I know, babe," he adds.
From there, Foerster strongly implies that the stripper is pregnant... with his baby, we presume.
"It’s gonna be a while before we can do this again, because I know you’re going to keep that baby," he says.
"But I think about you when I do it. I think about how much I miss you, how hot we got together. How much fun it was. So much fun.
"Last little bit before I go to my meeting. [snort] [inaudible] You think? I think not. I wish I was licking this off your pussy."
Yeah. He went there,
The Dolphins have apparently seen the video and have released the following statement in response:
"We were just made aware of the video and will have no comment at this time."
(UPDATE: Foerster has resigned.)
The team sits at 2-2 and is in last place in the AFC East, a division that also includes the New York Jets and Buffalo Bills.
So we understand the ongoing frustration of those associated with this perennially mediocre squad.
But that doesn't mean we condone cocaine use.
Watch the troubling video below: