Warning: don't listen to this new Chris Brown track unless you're prepared to blush for the rest of the day, perhaps the rest of your entire life. Because yes, it is that obscene.
For some unfathomable reason, Chris Brown still has a career. Bizarre, right?
Yes, he's talented at singing and dancing and all that, but he's also The Worst. But still, people allow him to record and release music, and so here we are.
Last night, Chris gave us this new jam called "Privacy," and it's ... well, it sure is something.
The lyrics are remarkably suggestive. Or not "suggestive" so much as "explicitly sexual."
But it gets worse -- with the story Chris weaves in this song, a lot of people are assuming that it's about Rihanna and their supposedly rekindled relationship.
"Know my lovin' don't change," he sings at one point. "I don't really give a f-ck what a hater say."
Get it, because we've heard that Rihanna's friends (and also the rest of the whole entire world) are urging her to stay away from him? Perhaps we're all the "haters" in question.
Then, at the end of the song, Chris horrifyingly raps "Stop runnin' from this dick, I ain't 'bout to let you slide this time."
That could easily be about Rihanna, who's slid away from him twice now. And goodness knows she should be running from "this dick."
Listen to the song below, and let us know what you think: