Pete Doherty

You gotta be kidding, right? That was our reaction to learning that Pete Doherty was jailed for cocaine possession. Who would have ever guessed!

The British singer, who's certainly no stranger to drug abuse or jail, just earned a six-month sentence after pleading guilty to cocaine possession.

This is bad. Dueling crackheads Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse are not only writing songs together, according to reports, they are living together in London.

The Daily Star says A-Dubs recently invited the oft-troubled Libertines songwriter and Babyshambles frontman to stay with her. Definitely a smart decision.

Pete Doherty has been arrested for drug possession. That's nothing new. But getting busted immediately after leaving a court hearing for DUI? Wow.

The 30-year-old singer was escorted from Gloucester Court to a local police station by officers on suspicion of possession of a controlled substance.

Pete Doherty has not been heard from in ages.

Fittingly, the supposed rocker and one-time celebrity gossip site regular has returned to prominence by taking part in the two things he does best:

When Pete Doherty is intimidated by someone else’s capacity to ingest drugs and consume alcohol, you've definitely hit the big time... and may not have much left.

When Amy Winehouse was just a little known singer, Britain’s druggie music star / tabloid mainstay was Doherty, whose near-daily arrests for narcotics possession, out-of-it appearance and railing of Kate Moss made him a legend.

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We wonder which has less of a chance: Matt Grant and Shayne Lamas in marriage? Or Pete Doherty's son in life?

Here's a shot of the drugged out rocker with his child, Astile. The toddler's mom is some woman named Lisa Moorish. We can't think of anything else to say about this nonsense.

Pete Doherty, the chronic alcohol and drug user and part-time lead singer of British band Babyshambles, has been sent to jail for 14 weeks.

The reason? For violating probation and ... using drugs. There are only so many times you can get arrested and stay out of jail, turns out.

Laura McLaughlin claims her unborn child belongs to Pete Doherty.

While the 20-year old goddaughter of Manchester United owner Alex Ferguson is steadfast in her claims, we have two reasons to doubt this story's validity:

Portia Freeman has been described as the next Kate Moss.

And the 19-year old model is well on her way to confirming that status, as The Daily Mail reports that she's dating crazy drug user Pete Doherty, Moss' ex-boyfriend.

Guess junkies birds of a strung-out feather really do OD flock together.

Now that her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is in jail, Amy Winehouse seems to be spending more time with Pete Doherty - and her father is not happy.

One day.

That's how long since The Hollywood Gossip published a story about "rocker" Pete Doherty staying clean and turning over a new leaf with Irina Lazareanu - today, we learn that new photos of Doherty using heroin have surfaced.