Really, how can one modest Hollywood gossip site even attempt to describe a man so complex as Pete Doherty? How about this: Rock and roll...
You gotta be kidding, right? That was our reaction to learning that Pete Doherty was jailed for cocaine possession. Who would have ever guessed!
The British singer, who's certainly no stranger to drug abuse or jail, just earned a six-month sentence after pleading guilty to cocaine possession.
This is bad. Dueling crackheads Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse are not only writing songs together, according to reports, they are living together in London.
The Daily Star says A-Dubs recently invited the oft-troubled Libertines songwriter and Babyshambles frontman to stay with her. Definitely a smart decision.
Pete Doherty has been arrested for drug possession. That's nothing new. But getting busted immediately after leaving a court hearing for DUI? Wow.
The 30-year-old singer was escorted from Gloucester Court to a local police station by officers on suspicion of possession of a controlled substance.
Pete Doherty has not been heard from in ages.
Fittingly, the supposed rocker and one-time celebrity gossip site regular has returned to prominence by taking part in the two things he does best:
When Pete Doherty is intimidated by someone else’s capacity to ingest drugs and consume alcohol, you've definitely hit the big time... and may not have much left.
When Amy Winehouse was just a little known singer, Britain’s druggie music star / tabloid mainstay was Doherty, whose near-daily arrests for narcotics possession, out-of-it appearance and railing of Kate Moss made him a legend.
In beautiful Wiltshire, England, sits a pleasant country estate for rent.
It's worth approximately $1.5 million and offers potential residents peace, tranquility, nine bedrooms, five baths and a $h!tload of filth to navigate through.
We wonder which has less of a chance: Matt Grant and Shayne Lamas in marriage? Or Pete Doherty's son in life?
Here's a shot of the drugged out rocker with his child, Astile. The toddler's mom is some woman named Lisa Moorish. We can't think of anything else to say about this nonsense.
Pete Doherty, the chronic alcohol and drug user and part-time lead singer of British band Babyshambles, has been sent to jail for 14 weeks.
The reason? For violating probation and ... using drugs. There are only so many times you can get arrested and stay out of jail, turns out.
Laura McLaughlin claims her unborn child belongs to Pete Doherty.
While the 20-year old goddaughter of Manchester United owner Alex Ferguson is steadfast in her claims, we have two reasons to doubt this story's validity:
Portia Freeman has been described as the next Kate Moss.
And the 19-year old model is well on her way to confirming that status, as The Daily Mail reports that she's dating crazy drug user Pete Doherty, Moss' ex-boyfriend.
Guess junkies birds of a strung-out feather really do OD flock together.
Now that her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is in jail, Amy Winehouse seems to be spending more time with Pete Doherty - and her father is not happy.
One day.
That's how long since The Hollywood Gossip published a story about "rocker" Pete Doherty staying clean and turning over a new leaf with Irina Lazareanu - today, we learn that new photos of Doherty using heroin have surfaced.
After an arduous period of on-and-off-again romance and hard-ass drug use, the British "rocker" Pete Doherty says he is now clean, he and Irina Lazareanu are in love, and he and ex Kate Moss are becoming friends again.
"She's a friend, but people are going to say what they want about it," the frontman of Babyshambles, 28, told Us Weekly regarding Moss at the MTV European Music Awards in Munich November 1. "She's really happy now, and so am I."
Train wreck rocker Pete Doherty and his longtime girlfriend / fiancee, the often naked Kate Moss, have ended their relationship and moved on. Fast.
Pete Doherty is said to be dating - even engaged to - hippie chick model Irina Lazareanu. He is also probably snorting mounds of coke right now.
Weren't Pete Doherty and Kate Moss going out like a month ago?
Maybe we were as high as these train wrecks at the time, but The Hollywood Gossip staff could've sworn they were a couple again. Now, however?
He's up there with Steve Coogan on the good friend scale.
According to recent reports, none other than the great Pete Doherty was there when Amy Winehouse overdosed on drugs last week, an incident which led to her running through the streets, bloodied, crazy and almost dying and stuff.
The babyshambles frontman checked in to Cloud's House rehab center in England after allegedly chasing and assaulting photographer Cath Mead.
One would think that by now, police would've gotten the whole routine of arresting Pete Doherty down.
Then again, one would also think that the LAPD wouldn't ruin an air-tight case by trying to frame a guilty O.J. Simpson. But that's neither here nor there. Nor this century.
Some pieces of celebrity news would legitimately shock us. If there were Julia Stiles nude pics somewhere, for instance, we'd be stunned.
Other news items are so frequent that they regularly elicit yawns. Such as when singer Pete Doherty was arrested early Monday on suspicion of drug possession.
If a Kate Moss nude photo is worth one thousands words, what do you think the price of a Kate Moss sex tape would be?
If you're ex-boyfriend, and current drug fiend, Pete Doherty, the hope is probably as high as you can count.
Move over, Paul Sculfor. You don't have a monopoly on random dudes breaking up with famous babes today.
It looks like Pete Doherty and Kate Moss are over, too, as the "rocker" moved out of her house, People reports.
Seeing Kate Moss nude is one thing.
Heck, even we get that pleasure all the time via the paparazzi's topless photos of Kate Moss on vacations in various places.
It turns out Paris Hilton's pussy might be in relatively good shape - and The Gossip doesn't make remarks like this lightly, because that poor thing gets straight up abused.
But compared to the maligned, adorable feline below - held against its will, in the clutches of hard core junkie and Babyshambles "singer" Pete Doherty - everything is hunky dory...
Right now, Jason Wahler is behind bars.
Paris Hilton will soon join him (see countdown).
