Really, how can one modest Hollywood gossip site even attempt to describe a man so complex as Pete Doherty? How about this: Rock and roll...
Gasp: Pete Doherty Jailed After Drug Conviction
You gotta be kidding, right? That was our reaction to learning that Pete Doherty was jailed for cocaine possession. Who would have ever guessed!
The British singer, who's certainly no stranger to drug abuse or jail, just earned a six-month sentence after pleading guilty to cocaine possession.
Pete Doherty Arrested For Shooting Up on Plane
Pete Doherty has not been heard from in ages.
Fittingly, the supposed rocker and one-time celebrity gossip site regular has returned to prominence by taking part in the two things he does best:
Even Pete Doherty Thinks Amy Winehouse is Nuts
When Pete Doherty is intimidated by someone else’s capacity to ingest drugs and consume alcohol, you've definitely hit the big time... and may not have much left.
When Amy Winehouse was just a little known singer, Britain’s druggie music star / tabloid mainstay was Doherty, whose near-daily arrests for narcotics possession, out-of-it appearance and railing of Kate Moss made him a legend.
Inside Pete Doherty's Crack Den
In beautiful Wiltshire, England, sits a pleasant country estate for rent.
It's worth approximately $1.5 million and offers potential residents peace, tranquility, nine bedrooms, five baths and a $h!tload of filth to navigate through.
Pete Doherty Hangs Out with Doomed Son
We wonder which has less of a chance: Matt Grant and Shayne Lamas in marriage? Or Pete Doherty's son in life?
Here's a shot of the drugged out rocker with his child, Astile. The toddler's mom is some woman named Lisa Moorish. We can't think of anything else to say about this nonsense.
D'oh-erty: Pete Jailed After Probation Violation
Pete Doherty, the chronic alcohol and drug user and part-time lead singer of British band Babyshambles, has been sent to jail for 14 weeks.
The reason? For violating probation and ... using drugs. There are only so many times you can get arrested and stay out of jail, turns out.
Crazy New Couple Alert: Portia Freeman and Pete Doherty
Portia Freeman has been described as the next Kate Moss.
And the 19-year old model is well on her way to confirming that status, as The Daily Mail reports that she's dating crazy drug user Pete Doherty, Moss' ex-boyfriend.
Mitch Winehouse: Pete Doherty is a Scumbag
Guess junkies birds of a strung-out feather really do OD flock together.
Now that her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is in jail, Amy Winehouse seems to be spending more time with Pete Doherty - and her father is not happy.
Pete Doherty: On Irina Lazareanu, Off Drugs (Yeah, Right)
After an arduous period of on-and-off-again romance and hard-ass drug use, the British "rocker" Pete Doherty says he is now clean, he and Irina Lazareanu are in love, and he and ex Kate Moss are becoming friends again.
"She's a friend, but people are going to say what they want about it," the frontman of Babyshambles, 28, told Us Weekly regarding Moss at the MTV European Music Awards in Munich November 1. "She's really happy now, and so am I."
Irina Lazareanu, James Hince: PeteMoss' Rebound Action
Train wreck rocker Pete Doherty and his longtime girlfriend / fiancee, the often naked Kate Moss, have ended their relationship and moved on. Fast.
Pete Doherty is said to be dating - even engaged to - hippie chick model Irina Lazareanu. He is also probably snorting mounds of coke right now.
Pete Doherty and Irena Lazareanu: Engaged?
Weren't Pete Doherty and Kate Moss going out like a month ago?
Maybe we were as high as these train wrecks at the time, but The Hollywood Gossip staff could've sworn they were a couple again. Now, however?
Kate Moss Sex Tape Concerns Crop Up
If a Kate Moss nude photo is worth one thousands words, what do you think the price of a Kate Moss sex tape would be?
If you're ex-boyfriend, and current drug fiend, Pete Doherty, the hope is probably as high as you can count.
Pete Doherty Manhandles, Wants to Snort Kitten
It turns out Paris Hilton's pussy might be in relatively good shape - and The Gossip doesn't make remarks like this lightly, because that poor thing gets straight up abused.
But compared to the maligned, adorable feline below - held against its will, in the clutches of hard core junkie and Babyshambles "singer" Pete Doherty - everything is hunky dory...