Macaulay Culkin

Based on the direction of their careers and their outward appearances, it likely comes as a shock to many readers that Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin were once a romantic item.

We don't mean to be rude here, just factual.

Remember when Macaulay Culkin first slapped shaving cream on his face in Home Alone?

Remember the face he made?

Remember when Brenda Song and Trace Cyrus were a couple? They seemed, to many people, like a bit of a mismatch.

And it wasn't that long ago, really, when Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis broke up. Well ... it's been almost a decade, but still.

You may have heard that Macaulay Culkin recently cut his long, wonderful hair pretty drastically. But he's also working as an actor again, which is great.

Well, that's not the only change that he's made to his appearance -- and this one's a little more permanent.

We're very glad to see that Paris Jackson is feeling better these days.

The only daughter of Michael Jackson has really been through the emotional ringer since her famous father passed away, battling a substance abuse problem and even considering suicide.

He's doing great, everyone.  Nothing to worry about.

UNEXPECTED SELFIE ALERT! UNEXPECTED SELFIE ALERT! 

TOTALLY UNEXPECTED SELFIE ALERT! 

Thanks to MTV, viewers now have a firm grasp on how difficult it can be to live at a teen mom.

But what about life as a teen bride or a teen groom? Turns out, this is no walk in the relationship park, either.