Dustin Diamond

He was so close to leaving it all behind.

If you do the crime, you do the time, and the time has come for Dustin Diamond.

The actor, best known for playing "Screech" on Saved by the Bell, has checked into the Ozaukee County jail in Wisconsin to begin a four-month sentence for disorderly conduct and carrying a concealed weapon.

Screech is headed to the slammer!

Back in December, Dustin Diamond was arrested after stabbing a man in a bar fight.

To some, fans, doing a Saved By The Bell reunion show without Dustin Diamond, a.k.a. Samuel "Screech" Powers, feels like doing an Alf reunion without Alf!

Earlier this week, Teresa Giudice resolved to eat fewer carbs in 2015.

It's an admirable goal for anyone interested in losing weight, but it's also one that should maybe be lower on the priority list of someone about to spend many months in jail.

Dustin Diamond is still in custody following his arrest for stabbing a man at a bar in Port Washington, Wisconsin, which he allegedly claims was in self defense.

After cops say Dustin Diamond stabbed a man, he was charged with recklessly endangering safety, disorderly conduct and carrying a concealed weapon.

It may take more than a few words from Mr. Belding to help Dustin Diamond out of this one...

Multiple sources report that the former Saved by the Bell star has been arrested for possession of a switchblade, reckless endangerment and carrying a concealed weapon.

There isn't much Dustin Diamond can say to surprise people anymore, and probably no way he can redeem himself, but darned if he isn't trying.

For Breckin Meyer, it's not alright. Because Dustin Diamond said some effed up stuff about Saved by the Bell.

In an interview with HuffPost Live, Meyer and Franklin & Bash co-star Mark-Paul Gosselaar were asked about Diamond, who wrote a scathing memoir in 2009 titled "Behind the Bell" that chronicled drug use and lots of sex on the Saved by the Bell set back in the day.

Saved By the Bell memoir and Screeched sex tape sales must not have been too great, because Dustin Diamond is apparently facing foreclosure ... again.

The filthy, goateed one's bank just filed new legal documents claiming he owes over $278,000 on his Wisconsin home. Octomom, you're not alone, babe.

Former Saved by the Bell star Dustin Diamond showed some chicks his o-face while delivering the Dirty Sanchez on one of the most vile sex tapes of all time.

Now he's showing Wells Fargo Bank his uh-oh face after the financial institution filed legal papers claiming Screech is $290,000 behind on his mortgage!

A sneak peek at Dustin Diamond's "shocking" new Saved By the Bell tell-all, Behind the Bell, contains claims of drugs, sex and even steroid use.

Yes, Double-D claims that co-star Mark-Paul Gosselaar, who portrayed Bayside High hunk Zack Morris, was juicing on set of the popular TV show.

Former actor and current sex tape sellout Dustin Diamond is being sued for more than $21,000 in unpaid property taxes and had his car repossessed.

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

A decade removed from playing lovable loser Screech Powers on Saturday mornings, Dustin Diamond is writing a tell-all memoir about his days at Bayside High.

The book, titled Behind the Bell, hits shelves September 29. On the cover, a goateed Screech poses above a dated pic of his former Saved by the Bell co-stars.

For Dustin Diamond, September 29, the scheduled release date for his tell-all book, can't come fast enough. That's what those two chicks said about ... forget it.

The dirty former Saved By the Bell star, who has battled Wisconsin mortgage woes in the past, is now accused of owing money ... to the U.S. Department of Revenue.

The Saved by the Bell gang's all here! Almost!

Bayside High School's lovable loser, Samuel "Screech" Powers, portrayed by Dustin Diamond, was notably airbrushed out of an old cast picture and left off the cast's reunion on the cover of People magazine, released earlier this week.

Let this be a lesson to all you child stars out there. Film one disgusting sex tape when you grow up and People magazine will crop you out of old photos.

That's what happened to Dustin Diamond, as the celebrity news publication has stolen Jimmy Fallon's idea and paying tribute to Saved by the Bell cast.

Anyone who watched Celebrity Fit Club - or Saved By the Bell, or anything else he happened to appear in - knows Dustin Diamond is a total douchebag.

Seriously, dude is bordering on John Mayer levels of d-baggery. And it seems like there's no end in sight in the game of how low can the former star go.

Sometimes a book deal is announced from some celebrity you forgot even existed, but quickly realize you can't live without.

This is the only possible reaction to news that Dustin Diamond, who starred as Samuel "Screech" Powers for 13 (!) years on Saved by the Bell, is going to publish a tell-all about the series called Behind the Bell.

Since graduating from Saved by the Bell, Mario Lopez has appeared on Dancing with the Stars and dated Karina Smirnoff. Not a bad resume.

But it's peanuts compared to the life of Dustin Diamond since he hung up his suspenders as the character of Screech. To review:

Some websites sites are braver than this one.

The good Samaritans at Fleshbot.com have selflessly subjected themselves to the crimes against amateur celebrity porn perpetrated by opportunistic former Saved by the Bell star Dustin Diamond and reviewed his infamous sex tape.

The Gossip just finished watching wacky video clip, obtained by celebrity gossip sleuths TMZ, from this season's VH1 "Celebrity Fit Club."

Just like the last time we talked about "Celebrity Fit Club," the subject is Dustin Diamond, a.k.a. Screech Powers, going absolutely nuts.

It's chaos on the set of VH1's hit show Celebrity Fit Club, according to TMZ, which has exclusive details on multiple battles raging between its "stars."

According to sources, the first flare-up took place between medical/diet expert Dr. Ian and Ant, the show's host - over a cigarette. Dr. Ian blew up (figuratively) when Ant fired up a Marlboro Light in the doc's vicinity. Britney Spears would be proud.