Dina Lohan is Lindsay's crazy mom. She may be the worst of all celebrity moms. Sorry, Lynne Spears and Kate Gosselin. But Dina pimped out...
Lindsay Lohan: My Mom Thinks I'm Special!
In case you missed it, Lindsay Lohan is kind of a hot damn mess right now.
Well, she's always a mess, but right now the situation is more dire than usual.
Michael Lohan: Lindsay is Not Insane!
Lindsay Lohan's bizarre new "LiLohan" accent set the internet on fire this past week, and while most people were more concerned about her mental health than they were about her garbled nonsense, Michael Lohan, like, isn't even concerned.
In an interview with ET Online, Michael addressed Lindsay's new way of talking, and said, "Lindsay picks up languages like I pick up a coffee!" Michael revealed.
Lindsay Lohan: Mom Dina Spills Secrets About Abusive Fiance!
As you surely remember, Lindsay Lohan spent much of this year in a severely sketchy, allegedly abusive relationship with a man named Egor Tarabasov.
No, you definitely remember -- it'll be a long, long time before you're able to forget all the horrifying details Lindsay's shared.
Lindsay Lohan: Not Pregnant, Just a Liar!
The world is letting out a long sigh of relief today.
It seems that despite the actress' previous claims to the contrary, Lindsay Lohan is not pregnant ... she just likes claiming she is whenever she's desperate for attention, You know - like a crazy person!
Lindsay Lohan on Instagram: PLEASE Come Visit Me, Mom!!
Mother/daughter relationships can be complicated. One day you're totally done with them and the next you want them by your side.
So it goes for Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina.
Lindsay Lohan is "Done" With Mom Dina, Posts Cryptic Instagram
Lindsay Lohan sent a clear message to her mother, but then deleted it.
Lindsay Lohan is a Cokehead, Loses Lawsuit
Back in February, Lindsay Lohan tried to sue Fox News after a commentator stated on the air that Lindsay does coke with her mom.
The case finally went before a judge today, and TMZ is reporting that was immediately thrown out of court.
Lindsay Lohan: Back to Boozing After Probation!
Well, it's a strange time to be alive: Lindsay Lohan is off probation for the first time in eight years.
Some or our younger readers may not even remember a time when Linds was off her leash, but we're here to tell you it was a wild time.
Lindsay Lohan to Dina Lohan: Please Don't Sell My Crap!
Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan's naked selfie made us dare to imagine a future in which LiLo is more than just a depressing tabloid trainwreck.
We know how that sounds, but she's the set the bar pretty low over the years, and sometimes a healthy-looking selfie can be an indication of better times ahead. (And sometimes it's an indication that Tara Reid learned Photoshop, but that's another story.)
Lindsay and Dina Lohan Sue Fox News: We Never Did Coke Together!
You might think Lindsay Lohan has enough courtroom drama in her life.
After all, Lindsay is facing jail time for a probation violation (apparently she thought the whole "community service" thing was just a suggestion), and she's been accused of lying to the judge in her case.
Perez Hilton and Dina Lohan: Coming to The Millionaire Matchmaker!
Larry Birkhead was only the beginning.
If you watch The Millionaire Matchmaker online, you know that for seven years, Patti Stanger's been hooking up couples on cray cray dates on her hit show.