Chris Brown

Will we ever get to experience a time in which Chris Brown isn't creepy and sketchy and awful?

It's not very likely, but man, it sure sounds nice.

So many years have passed since Chris Brown savagely beat his then-girlfriend Rihanna that many people may have lost sight of the severity of his crimes.

Some might even be tempted to give the singer a pass under the impression that he's "learned his lesson" or "changed his ways."

Chris Brown is getting dragged to court by his ex because he's a deadbeat dad, to absolutely no one's surprise.

While Nia Guzman demands that he pay his fair share to support his daughter, Royalty, a shocking report claims that Chris has a surprising person in his corner.

Back in 2015, the world learned that Chris Brown had a secret daughter named Royalty.

Now, this is wasn't as surprising as when we all learned that Drake had a secret child because unlike Drizzy, Breezy is a known POS and we always expect the absolute worst of him.

Chris Brown put on a concert at the Coral Sky Ampitheatre in West Palm Beach, Florida on Thursday night.

The singer was then put in handcuffs.

Chris Brown is once again in trouble with the law.

The often-violent singer has been sued by a home who claims she was the victim of a sexual assault at Brown's house, alleging that was forced to perform oral sex on a woman who was menstruating.

Folks, Chris Brown is expressing his feelings on social media again.

Usually that means some death threats are being issued and some serious trash is being talked.

In a recent interview, Kendall Jenner expressed regret over that controversial Pepsi commercial from April of last year.

But at least no Pepsi can has ever been accused of beating up its girlfriend.

Chris Brown paid tribute to the opposite sex last Thursday on International Women's Day.

In what manner?

When controversial talk show host Wendy Williams announced her illness and leave of absence, a number of people couldn't help but take a little satisfaction.

That might be unfair -- even though Wendy Williams makes her living by gleefully relishing in the misfortunes of others. And she's made a number of enemies along the way.

Thankfully, Chris Brown hasn't been in the news much lately.

Generally when you see Breezy's name in a headline, it's a sure sign that you're face will soon be firmly planted in your palm.

Rihanna is ... well, there's no real way to communicate with mere words how amazing Rihanna is.

She's beautiful, intelligent, talented, and just so many good things. There aren't enough hours in the day to sit down and count all of her virtues.

Why does Chris Brown always insist on being just completely awful?

Is it a hobby for him or something? Is there seriously not one single ounce of good in him?

It's been eight years since Chris Brown attacked Rihanna following a pre-Grammy party in Los Angeles.

Brown has spoken about the assault before, and not surprisingly, his side of the story always just makes everyone hate him more.

Fact: Rihanna is a queen, and we are honestly not worthy to bear witness to her magnificence.

Another fact: Chris Brown is the absolute worst.

Rihanna is currently in Barabados for the nation's famous Crop Over festival, which means she's posting photos that might give you some seriously mixed emotions.

They're sweet, because Rihanna is wearing very little clothing, which is always a good thing.

You may not believe this.

You may find this truly shocking.

It's been over two years since Karrueche Tran broke up with Chris Brown, but his presence continues to loom large to this day.

It seems that the notoriously volatile R&B singer has made it impossible for the 29-year-old model to move on with her life.

Chris Brown reportedly has one word for Rihanna.

Or one acronym, to be exact.