Alex Rodriguez: Check Out My Big D... Energy!
Take THIS, Jennifer Lopez?
Alex Rodriguez is the New York Yankees third baseman. He is by all accounts a superstar slugger. He is also very rich. And he is...
We may never know what transpired between Alex Rodriguez and Madison LeCroy in the past.
No matter how hard we investigate and how deeply we try to read into quotes from both sides.
Alex Rodriguez may have struck out with Jennifer Lopez.
But the past is in the past, you know?
Well, by now, you've almost certainly caught wind of the most unexpected celebrity reconciliation in recent memory.
Yes, it's looking more and more like Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are actually dating and not just engaging in some guilty pleasure ex sex.
When Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez broke up, it was widely assumed that the Yankee legend's wandering eye factored into the split.
That later turned out to be at least partially true, as Jen was reportedly less than thrilled when she learned about the "emotional affair" between A-Rod and Madison LeCroy.
It's been over a month since we first learned that Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez have ended their engagement.
While both J-Lo and A-Rod are known to jealously guard their privacy, the reason for their split appeared to be pretty obvious.
If you were born any later than the mid-'90s then you missed out on some unforgettable cultural phenomena.
Sure, you're in the full flower of youth, and your best days are still ahead of you, but you'll never know the anticipatory joy of walking into a neon-lit Blockbuster store on a Friday night, or the unfettered glee that comes with crafting the perfect AIM away message
As we've covered in exhaustive and seductive detail, Madison LeCroy may or may not have played a role in the recent Jennifer Lopez-Alex Rodriguez breakup.
She may or may not have watched the baseball star masturbate on FaceTime while she simultaneously brought herself to orgasm at some point last year.
By many accounts, Madison LeCroy played a significant role in the break-up of Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez.
In what way?
It is, at long last, official:
Alex Rodriguez has struck out with Jennifer Lopez.
Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez may or may not be romantically involved.
But one thing is for certain:
No one was really surprised when Jennifer Lopez dumped Alex Rodriguez last week.
After all, the Yankee legend retired from baseball back in 2016, but he still spends a lot of time playing the field, if you know what we mean.
Alex Rodriguez may have pleasured himself to the sight of Madison LeCroy's naked body over a FaceTime call when he was engaged to Jennifer Lopez.
The news shot around the Internet on Friday, like a line drive off the bat of Alex Rodriguez during his playing days:
Jennifer Lopez had broken up with the former steroid-injecting slugger.
So much for Alex Rodriguez hitting a grand slam in the romance department.
As it turns out, likely due to some very poor judgment on his part, the disgraced former Major League Baseball player tried to swing for the fences -- but ended up missing in public and embarrassing fashion.
Jennifer Lopez once claimed, via a very popular song, that her love doesn't cost a thing.
This may be true.
Back when he played professional baseball, Alex Rodriguez was a known cheater.
He took performance-enhancing drugs on multiple occasions.
You couldn't dream up a celebrity couple more perfect for one another than Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez.
They're both New York-born icons of Latino descent who are so famous that the entire world knows them by just three or four letters.
Madison LeCroy swears she never carried on an affair with former Major League Baseball player Alex Rodriguez.
However, just as is so often the case in the sport Rodriguez used to play... there's a catch.
Over the course of an impressive, steroid-assisted career, Alex Rodriguez cranked 696 home runs.
But the question buzzing around celebrity gossip circles right now does not center around the number of times A-Rod rounded the bases.
Last night, two generational talents took the field to do battle in front of an audience of 100 million Americans.
We're talking, of course, about Shakira and Jennifer Lopez.
Kylie Jenner has clapped back against Alex Rodriguez after the former baseball slugger claimed the Instagram star bragged non-stop about her extreme wealth at the MET Gala in May.
Yes, that is something that actually just happened.
Jennifer Lopez makes it too easy to love her.
Let's all please take a moment to applaud her for her latest performance.