Some of the best moments from True Tori Season 2. And by best, we obviously mean the most cringe-worthy quotes.
1. Not So Hot Potato
"I was feeling really bad about my potato-making skills." - Tori, after Dean felt that she had microwaved a potato incorrectly, sending her plunging into an existential crisis and a state of instant self-loathing
2. Why Do You Stay?
"What's keeping you in this marriage?" - True Tori producer to Tori, who cried and said that when there are children involved, you look at it differently (on reality television if at all possible)
3. Cutting to the Chase
"I'm miserable and I'm unhappy." - Dean, getting right down to business, and not just because a lizard crawled onto him (which did happen obviously)
4. A Serious Issue
"I think in general, I have an issue with wanting people to like me." - Tori, in a rare moment of self-awareness, stating one of her many obvious issues
5. First. World. Problems.
"I have hot pink lips. That's gonna annoy me the whole time. I thought they were berry-colored." - Tori, expressing a huge concern on her way to meet Charlie
6. Charlie Refused
"Charlie refused to meet Tori on camera." - Lifetime caption after Tori's ex-husband Charlie Shanian refused to be filmed for the confrontation she hyped up so much. You can't make this stuff up.
7. Oh No, Paparazzi!
"Oh no, there's paparazzi!" - Tori, to the camera guy in the backseat of her car, without irony, because OMG she did NOT want anyone to see her crying.
8. Can You Guys Take Turns?
"Can you and Daddy take turns taking me to cheer?" - Kid, reading the cue card fairly convincingly