Don't threaten us with a good time, Bravo.
The Real Housewives of Orange County has released their midseason trailer for Season 14.
Sometimes, demotions aren't as bad as they seem.
Folks, Vicki Gunvalson shows up more in this trailer than she did in the entire first half of the season.
She could be well on her way to regaining her orange.
In the mean time, the other ladies are filling in with more drama than anyone ever asked for or needed.
Take a look at our breakdown and scroll to the bottom to watch the trailer for yourself!
Let the drama begin
The trailer gets off to a rocky start, and not just because the ever-dramatic Tamra Judge is there.
Some Housewife falls are a big deal -- most of the Housewives aren't exactly young and spry. Hopefully, fitness fanatic Tamra is fine after such a short fall.
Looks okay to us
Despite the beverages on the table, it's unclear what caused her to fall out of her chair. But ... the drinks on the table are a good hint.
And I ... Oop!
Forgive our meme reference, but honestly, how else do you describe this image? Poor Shannon has been through so much, and now her hair is very much on fire.
We mentioned that Vicki shows up more in this trailer than she did in the entire first half of the season, and we weren't kidding. Fortunately, she doesn't spend most of it dressed like this. She's going for a cinderella fairy godmother look but, in different lighting, she could be the big bad in a new horror franchise.
Kelly "comes out"
Kelly jokes that she is "buy-sexual,": saying: "Buy me something, then I'll be sexual." Tamra ... please sit down.