It’s been weeks since fans were treated to the season trailer for The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
The new season looks bonkers.
Teresa is still dealing with personal drama in her extremely strained marriage to Joe.
But impending divorces and walking yeast infections aside, fans are pumped for the new season.
Now, we have the new taglines for the Housewives.
Take a look:
RHONJ Returns!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey returns November 6 on Bravo for its 10th Season.
Teresa Giudice
“If you rub me the wrong way, they’ll be no more namaste.”
That meaning is pretty apparent
Teresa is famous for her table-flipping fury. Namaste is a respectful greeting when giving a namastar, but in American English, has come to simply mean “peace” due to the word’s out-of-context use in yoga.
Margaret Josephs
“If you can’t take the truth, sue me.”
Bold words
Remember, Real Housewives is a franchise that has seen obscenely frivilous lawsuits that can cost hundreds of thousands of dollars even without awarding damages.
Dolores Catania
“Behind ever strong man is a stronger Jersey girl”
Is that a threat?
We’re sure that the 48-year-old means for her words to be empowering, but … anybody else feel like it’s a little menacing?
Jackie Goldschneider
“Don’t let the minivan fool you. This mom won’t roll over for anyone.”
That one’s a puzzle
Driving a minivan doesn’t really make people submissive, right? Anyone who’s worked in retail or food services knows how assertive and demanding moms can be. Besides, she has four kids — her vehicle options have to be on the large side.
Jennifer Aydin
“As I always say, plastic makes perfect.”
That’s a boast
Her husband, of course, has a plastic surgery practice. Not every doctor gets his business indirectly plugged on a hit reality series.
Melissa Gorga
“Mirror mirror on the wall, I don’t think I look 40 at all.”
Vanity, thy name is Melissa
But really, it looks like she’s embracing this dreaded milestone with open arms. Good for her.