Anyone who thinks parents and technology don’t mix needs to rethink life, ’cause these texts prove that dads have it down pat.
In fact, if your father is not a big texter, it might be worth getting the old man a new phone for Father’s Day for the comedic potential.
From bad jokes and hilariously juvenile references to autocorrect fails we can all relate to, these exchanges will leave you ROFL 24/7.
And hopefully double checking the recipient before hitting send.
Get Some 8====D
We’re definitely smiling right now.
Take What For a Ride?
Great as that comeback by Dad was, we’re calling BS on this one. No one asks to go “for a ride” in a kayak.
Those …
We can only imagine the term of endearment used here.
A Load of Lauren
Is she hot? Regardless, she’s a better option than men, who are all pigs.
You Are LAME
Dads are not afraid to tell it like it is.
Parental Stamp of Approval
That story was so great, this father couldn’t stay mad.
Your Mom Jokes
They never fail, and this was a particularly good one in context.
Keep Dreaming
Seriously, you’re likely to find a dragon before that. Or a unicorn perhaps.
The Sith Lord Himself
Almost makes you want to name your son Luke for this kind of material.
Lshidmtamsfo
That’s not gibberish, it’s the best acronym in texting history.
Whoa There, Easy Tiger
Just asking for your opinion, son. Does everything have to be about you?!
That Sure Was Well Played
Amazing drug store effort.
JK …
It’s Rowling, but whatever. We LOL’d.
We Got Stuck Too
Definitely do try this one at home.
Wait, Where Are You?
Why would you assume that?
Empty Recently Deleted Too, Dad
They’re all in the Cloud anyway these days.
Party of One
Dads tell it like it is sometimes. At least it won’t get so loud that someone calls the cops.
That is Just Touching
Sometimes fathers really know how to tug at the heartstrings.
Keep Me Updated, Okay?
Just check in every so often and it’s all good with this chill dad.
Getting Psychological
Setting him up to be less disappointed by planting a much worse idea in his head? This dad just got played.
Cops Know From Experience
Don’t tell him how to live his life. Or ask for help hiding the body.
The BEST Week
These two are clearly high … on life. Until mom finds out.
Save Your Money
The truth may hurt, but it’ll save you $12 and the awkwardness of putting those on the counter. Net win.
astroNOmy lesson
Two can play at the$e game$ kids.
You’re Next
That’s gotta be some moth.