Prepare to be gobsmacked, THG readers.
We knew the Kardashian clan was rich, but we didn't realize just HOW rich.
According to the good folks at celebritynetworth.com, the family has a net worth of just over $300 - and it all started because of the Kim Kardashian sex tape!
Here is a breakdown of who makes what in the family, from poorest (yes, someone is only worth $1 million... how does he get by?!?) to richest:
Brandon Jenner: $1 million
Poor Brandon Jenner. His indie pop band and his role on the series Brandon & Leah has only earned him the low end of seven figures.
Rob Kardashian - $2.75 million
Rob shies away from the spotlight. But that doesn't mean the man behind a sock line called Arthur George isn't raking it in.
Kylie Jenner - $5 million
Kylie has come out with fashion line with sister Kendall Jenner at PacSun. She also endorses a number of products and will shoot up this list as time goes on.
Kendall Jenner - $6 million
Kendall Jenner has been featured in Vogueand GQ and walked runways around the globe. She may end up rivaling Kim someday.
Brody Jenner - $10 million
Brody Jenner has been around forever. He got his start as a male model and he starred for years on The Hills. He also has a new E! sex show on tap.
Scott Disick - $12 million
Excuse us while we barf. For knocking up Kourtney three times and drinking a whole lot, Scott Disick has raked in $12 million.
Khloe Kardashian - $25 million
Khloe Kardashian has starred on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, as well as a number of spinoff. She even got paid to do a terrible job as X-Factor host for a year.
Kourtney Kardashian - $25 million
Kourtney Kardashian has also made serious bank from spinoff programs, as well as from various DASH locations around the country.
Kris Jenner - $30 million
Kris Jenner was actually paid to be a talk show host, for a brief period of time. She also takes money off the top from all of her kids by acting as their manager.
Kim Kardashian - $85 million
Add in husband Kanye West's net worth and Kim Kardashian easily sits atop this list. But she's doing well for herself anyway, thanks to her reality shows, her endorsement deals and the fact that she literally gets paid to Tweet.