Pity the Kardashians, folks.
Break out the violins for them.
Just consider the kinds of pressing problems this family has faced over the years...
No Cell Service!
No cell phone service?!? How can Kris Jenner even go on with her life?
Losing One's Diamond Earring
NOOO! Kim Kardashian has lost her diamond earrings in the water. Does it get any more tragic?
Look, Kim Kardashian, there are appropriate times to take selfies and less appropriate times to take selfies.
Being Bipolar Over Hair
Wait... did I make the wrong hair decision? NOO!!! Say it isn't so.
When Makeup Prevents Crying
Know when you want to cry? But you're wearing very expensive makeup? Kim Kardashian does.
Having Stuff to Do
It doesn't get much worse than this: your friend wants to hang out, but you need to do some stuff.
Woo! We're on the subway! We're like those regular type of folks and everything.
Dining with Peasants
Scott Disick does not like interacting with commoners. Please don't make him do so.
You tell em, Kim Kardashian! Don't let anyone ruin your Bentley moment!
Scott kids, but when that's what's on Kourtney Kardashian's mind, life must be pretty good.
An Abundance of Rolexes
Life is tough for Scott Disick. He doesn't know which Rolex to wear.
Chanel Bag Stealing
Seriously, people. Don't you HATE it when your sister steals your Chanel bag?
When Paparazzi Attack
Yes, sometimes it's terrible when the paparazzi follow you and you're not looking your best. These are the times we live in.
Photo Shoot Stress
Pity Kim Kardashian, people. She has to go to a photo shoot and she can't handle this stress.
Putting On Baby Weight
Note to Kourtney Kardashian: no one is making you look at these photos online.
Painful Hair Decisions
This is beyond agonizing. What hair color should Kim Kardashian go with?!?
Okay, this isn't just a Kardashian problem. Many a man, rich or poor, has reacted in similar fashion ...