MEGHAN MARKLE IS NOT ACTUALLY PREGNANT AND SHE’S JUST WEARING A FAKE BELLY AND THE ROYAL FAMILY IS ALL COMPLICIT IN CONJURING UP A STUNNING SCHEME TO FOOL THE PUBLIC.
So a bunch of social media users think, that is.
Is this a crazy conspiracy theory?
Or are these supposedly astute observers on to a scandal so salacious that all Great Britain residents will instantly forget about Brexit, everything Piers Morgan says and the allegation that Mel B once slept with Geri Halliwell because they’ll be so blown away by this fake pregnancy?
Scroll down to learn the genesis of this controversial accusation…
The Duchess Sure Looks Pregnant
Yes she does. This photo was snapped just a couple weeks ago. But can looks be deceiving?
Might Markle Not Actually Be Baby Bumpin?
She’s wearing an oversized dress her, just like all expecting mothers — but what does it really prove? What does this picture really depict?
What Could This Be If Not an Actual Baby Bump?
Easy, these critics claim… a Moon Bump!
A WHAT Now?!?
A Moon Bump. According to the product’s website, a Moon Bump is a “carefully-crafted, ultra-realistic, fake baby bump [that is] designed for comfort and realism.”
Pretty Realistic, Huh?
These look like real pregnancy bellies. But the photos are taken from the official Moon Bump website. They are fake.
Conspiracy Theorists, Unite!
As you can see here, lots of people truly think Markle is rocking a fake belly. “@piersmorgan Hi Piers, in case you have observed, Meghan Markle is coming out of the hotel yesterday in NY and she is not even wearing her prosthetic baby bump,” Tweeted this individual. “Totally fake pregnancy and she is likely using the Arab surrogate of Amal Clooney.”
The WHO Now?
Yes, the Arab surrogate of Amal Clooney. This is another seemingly insane theory, that George and Amal Clooney used a surrogate to give birth to their twins.
Look at These Inconsistencies!
“LOL!! Meghan Markle FAKE baby bump drops down her legs in Liverpool!!” wrote one Meghan hater online.
It’s All a Lie!
Some folks out there have alleged that Markle’s baby shower in fancy New York City earlier this year was simply a “cover‖ and that the guests, including Serena Williams, Amal Clooney, Gayle King, and several others were “co-conspirators or people who know she’s not pregnant.â€Â
Her Mom Totally Knows the Truth, Too!
How Rampant is This Conspiracy?
There’s actually a Twitter user who changed the name of his/her account to “MeghanMarkleIsNotPregnant.com,†writing in the biography that “MM is not pregnant! #fraud #treason†and requesting that people “sign petition to stop funding #MeghanMarkle’s excessive spending.â€Â
What Other Evidence Exists to Support This Belief?
Nothing, really, of course, but remember when Kate Middleton got all dolled up and posed outside of the hospital with her newborn hours after giving birth?
Here’s an Example from That Photo Op
Kate looks pretty amazing for someone who just delivered a baby, huh?
Okay. What About It?
Markle has decided NOT to pose for such immediate, post-delivery photos. Seems pretty normal and level-headed to us, but it has given her critics fuel for their sham-based fire.
Wait! There’s Actually More!
Markle will reportedly NOT be giving birth in the Lindo Wing of St. Mary’s Hospital, which is where Princess Anne, Princess Diana AND Kate Middleton welcomed their children.
So What’s Her Plan Then?
The couple is keeping it quiet. Markle and Harry are rumored to have selected a hospital closer to their new home of Frogmore Cottage, which is quite a distance from London.
Or They May Even Have a Home Birth
A home birth?!?! Talk about an easy way to fake a pregnancy/delivery, right?!?
And What About That Whole Kate-Meghan Feud?
Might it be over the fact that Middleton is on to Markle and is seething over this major cover-up?
But Why Would Markle Fake Her Pregnancy?
For publicity, her haters say. Because she knows she is “supposed” to provide Harry with a child, but she’s sort of old and is afraid to carry a baby to term.
Wouldn’t All of Kensington Palace Need to be in On This Conspiracy?
Yes, but consider this recent statement from The Royal Family: “The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are very grateful for the goodwill they have received from people throughout the United Kingdom and around the world as they prepare to welcome their baby. Their Royal Highnesses have taken a personal decision to keep the plans around the arrival of their baby private. The Duke and Duchess look forward to sharing the exciting news with everyone once they have had an opportunity to celebrate privately as a new family.” So… it’s just at their discretion, huh? Interesting…
We’re Just Kidding
The conspiracy theorists are not. They truly believe Markle is a phony. But we believe her and we can’t wait to meet her precious bundle of joy!