If you've been watching Teen Mom 2 this season you've likely picked up on two very important facts:
1. As much as Jenelle sucks, the show is suffering under her absence, and
2. Leah Messer would do anything to win Jeremy Calvert back.
Leah and Jeremy hooked up while they were in New York for this year's reunion special, and ever since, rumors about the two of them getting back together have been circulating non-stop.
Both parties act like they're keeping it casual and seeing where things go from here, but as Tuesday's episide of TM2 reminded us, Leah would remarry Jeremy in a heartbeat if he asked.
Take a look:
Back At It
Leah and Jeremy have hooked up at least twice since pulling the plug on their marriage in 2015. And Leah is hoping there's more where that came from.
Porkin' In New York
The most recent ex sex that we know about took place earlier this year when Leah and Jeremy were both in Manhattan to film this year's TM2 reunion show.
To be clear -- Messer and Calvert have almost certainly hooked up again in the months since, but there's only so much that they'll talk about on the show.
The former couple would probably spend even more time together were it not for the fact that she now devotes about a third of year to indulging in exotic island vacations with Kailyn Lowry.
Two Birds With One Stone
On this week's episode of Teen Mom 2, Leah attempted to combine her two passions by convincing Jeremy to join her on her latest Kail trip.
The Long Vacay
Kail and Leah took their kids to Hawaii for a MONTH over the summer -- because this is a show about the real-life challenges faced by struggling single moms.
Anyway, the prospect of going four weeks without Jeremy's junk was clearly unnerving to Leah, so she basically summoned his ass to Hawaii.
When he told her he wouldn't be able to make it because of work, she tried to entice him with the same tactics one would normally use on a recalcitrant toddler. More on that later.
“I was thinking if he came out here we would go by ourselves for a while," Leah complained to her mother on the trip. "Any time we’re around each other, we’re around the kids."
From there, Messer hilariously claimed that the reason she wants to spend more alone time with Calvert is that she doesn't want her daughters to get the wrong idea.
How Selfless of You
"I don’t want them to pick up on anything that I’m not certain about yet,” she added.
Whatever You Say
Yes, Leah expects us to believe that she wants her baby daddy to join her on a month-long vacation so that she can LESSEN her kids' confusion and figure out where she stands with Jeremy. Needless to say, she doesn't think we're very bright.
Back and Forth, Making Sparks
“We’ve been back and forth lately, and I don’t know where we stand. I want to see if the spark is still there.” she continued.
The Big Question
From there Leah's mom asked if she would be open to getting back together with Jeremy -- as though she hasn't already made her feelings on that subject abundantly clear.
“My feelings could be more towards it if one of us makes a move, and I’m a little prideful so I’m not making any first moves," Leah said.
Terminology Needs Work
Considering the fact that they had sex the last time they traveled together, we're pretty sure the making moves part is already taken care of, but we digress.
The Island Argument
Anyway, Leah tries desperately to convince Jeremy to come to Hawaii, but the man is simply not having it.
Stating the Obvious
“You would have had so much fun,” Messer said while struggling desperately to mask the disappointment in her voice. Like dude doesn't know Hawaii would have been more fun than work.
“What the hell are we doing? We can’t be confusing forever, but at the same time, you wanna be careful, you know?” Leah said, somewhat confusingly.
“Well, when you get home we’ll grab dinner," Calvert offered, seemingly in an effort to get off the phone with Leah.
This Girl REALLY Wants Some Alone Time
“So when we get dinner, it’s just gonna be me and you. No kids!” Messer demanded.
All of this happened back in July, but we really don't know much about how Leah and Jeremy's relationship has developed in the months since.
Spinning Their Wheels
Based on their social media activity, however, it does NOT look as though the two of them are officially back together.
Kail on the Run
As for Leah's traveling companion, Kailyn was essentially on the run during her time in Hawaii, as she had taken son Isaac on the trip against his father's wishes.
Not Bad, By Comparison ...
So we guess not matter what happens with Jeremy, Leah is getting along with her ex much better than SOME people ...