Back in February, Larissa Lima showed off her new face and new hair.
She had undergone a few procedures, including jawline fillers and a good old-fashioned haircut.
Now, Larissa has undergone another, more intimate procedure.
You might say that she has changed her ring tone. And we're not talking about her phone.
As Larissa shared with her fans, she got her private bits bleached.
She shared a photo along with the announcement, and cannot stop raving about the color.
Larissa Lima got some more work done!
You're probably thinking that maybe headlines are misleading, and Larissa got lip fillers or something. Nope. She makes that very clear.
Larissa posted this photo to Instagram
In the captions, she writes "Love to get my private parts bleached at Spoiled Laser :)" followed by three red heart emojis.
She loves the results
Larissa writes: "It's so pink now!!" followed by a VERY illustrative emoji of a tight, circular, pink flower.
She doesn't really spell it out, but ...
What she's talking about is likely anal bleaching. Notably, this does not usually refer to literal "bleach," the chemical, but lightening skin tone. There IS such a thing as "vaginal bleaching," in which parts of the labia are lightened in color, but between common sense and Larissa's emoji choice, anal bleaching sounds like the most likely procedure.
This is not Larissa's first cosmetic rodeo
Just one month after her disastrous, scary breakup with Colt Johnson, Larissa underwent a dramatic beauty makeover
She changed her face
The surprisingly subtle use of fillers gave her clearer jawline definition.
She got a very flattering haircut
Larissa has always been a beautiful woman, which is probably why Colt wanted her as his sex-doll-slash-wife, but she got new makeup and a new haircut as part of her new lease on life.
It's not clear what else she did
Larissa has always had clear cheekbones, but it's POSSIBLE that she got fillers in her face. Others believe that she may have received lip fillers. We've seen a lot of over-the-top procedures on celebrity faces, but Larissa has gotten some very nuanced work done. Very subtle.
It was just what she needed
Not because she was lacking in beauty, but because she wanted a confidence boost
And it didn't hurt her brand, either
With months to go before 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? returned, she needed to remain relevant for her fans and followers. It can't be all drama, all of the time -- that's exhausting. Fans want happy updates, too.
Plus, she was back on the market
Larissa joined Tinder and created a profile for herself, making it clear that she was looking for a new relationship, not just some convenient boning
Larissa had been so unhappy for so long
Colt insisted that Larissa be beautiful and sexy for him like some sort of fantasy housewife (embodied in a recent episode when Larissa was washing dishes at the sink while wearing a leather skirt), but didn't feel inclined to buy her makeup or dresses or jewelry to help her do that.
There was more to it
It wasn't just that Colt hadn't met her expectations. She felt starved of affection, of kindness, during their hellish seven months of marriage.
But ... was she taking advantage of her fans?
Larissa was living with her friend Carmen, and unless she was also paying for Larissa's glow-up, fans had to wonder if Larissa had dipped into her GoFundMe cash to pay for fillers instead of attorney fees.
Of course not!
We all know that businesses offer services and even cash to celebrities in order to get advertised on Instagram. That's what this is. Larissa's treatments are all ads for her 233,000 followers.
Anyway, Larissa is much happier these days
Her boyfriend, Eric Foster, just recently turned 27, and he's a major upgrade from Coltee in every way.
Erickee is a homeowner who does not live with his mother. He appears to have steady employment and, presumably, has air conditioning in his car.
More importantly than any of that
He showers Larissa with hugs, kisses, compliments, and affection. You know, like you're supposed to do in a relationship. Flowers can be expensive, but being a nice person is free.
We hope that he appreciates her new "ring tone"
Since Larissa has said that she's not looking for a new career in porn, we're guessing that Eric is the only intended beneficiary of her newly pinkened nethers. We hope that they both enjoy themselves!