Larissa Lima, Colt Johnson Host Dueling Divorce Parties: Who Won?!

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90 Day Fiance exes Larissa Lima and Colt Johnson both threw divorce parties.

Both parties were this weekend.

Both parties were at the same venue -- Crazy Horse III, a Vegas gentleman's club.

Larissa herself as well as onlookers offered up glimpses into the parties.

Plus, a witness described what went down at each bash -- including which star got so drunk that they had to be carried out by their friends!

1. It's SUPER over

It's SUPER over
Larissa and Coltee's marriage lasted all of, what, seven months? And it didn't end soon enough. Over the weekend, they both threw divorce parties ... at the same venue.

2. Let's start with Colt

Let's start with Colt
There was a red carpet and everything, and you know that Colt was happy to be at the center of attention. Thankfully, people had their phones and Instagram Stories there to capture each and every moment.

3. He brought flowers for his date!

He brought flowers for his date!
As you may recall, 22-year-old Samantha Harris "won" a date with Colt. Curiously, he remembered to bring flowers for her. Was it a gag, or is he avoiding repeating past mistakes? Or maybe someone just handed him a bouquet to give to her.

4. Hey, she got a photo op out of it

Hey, she got a photo op out of it
We have an uncomfirmed report on how her night went that we will share in a bit.

5. Colt got a lot of attention

Colt got a lot of attention
Strippers, like other types of sex workers, make a living with displays of attention like this. Also, we did get a chuckle out of the "Colt Digger" pun. Colt never had any gold for which to dig.

6. Fans were roasting him at home

Fans were roasting him at home
To be fair, Colt is literally famous. 90 Day Fiance is a tremendously famous show, and he is one of the most talked about men in the history of the franchise. But there are good ways and bad ways to be famous, you know?

7. Okay, so here's what really went down

Okay, so here's what really went down
A woman who works at Crazy Horse III spilled the beans on how Colt's night (allegedly!) ended and on how things were for Larissa's party.

8. Colt allegedly got drunk

Colt allegedly got drunk
Different people have different degrees of tolerance to alcohol, but NONE of us need to be drinking enough that we're carted out of places -- but that's allegedly what happened to Colt. This was his party, but it was a professional appearance. At least his friends were there to get him home safely.

9. Alas, his poor date

Alas, his poor date
It sounds like Samantha Harris' night was every bit as uncomfortable as you would imagine being the young, hot date of a socially awkward 30-something stranger at his divorce party that is held at a strip club might be.

10. Also, Colt got some shade

Also, Colt got some shade
Paul Staehle, who is just weeks away from welcoming baby Pierre into the world with his wife Karine, just had to laugh at the divorce party shenanigans

11. Changing gears: Larissa didn't need a raffle to find a date

Changing gears: Larissa didn't need a raffle to find a date
Larissa has been showing off her 26-year-old boyfriend. He is said to be affectionate and supportive and an upgrade from Colt in every way. He was on Larissa's arm for her divorce party on Saturday night.

12. That stripper's post was right

That stripper's post was right
Larissa does look truly beautiful. Her dress, her makeup, and her hair are all on point.

13. Larissa kept fans up to date

Larissa kept fans up to date
She didn't have her phone out for the entire night -- she wanted to enjoy the moment (and restrict herself to Instagram's policy on nudity) but she kept fans updated.

14. By all accounts, she had a good time

By all accounts, she had a good time
Just hours before her party, she received a letter regarding Colt's challenge to her immigration status. She did a great job of putting on a brave face that night, however.

15. And look who got a lapdance!

And look who got a lapdance!
Good for Larissa for not being insecure about this. Considering the huge cheating scandal that Colt put her through during their terrible marriage, she did a great job of coping with it and recognizing that her boyfriend is a very different person from Colt.

16. She also made sure that he still had time for her

She also made sure that he still had time for her
It's SO different seeing Larissa with someone who shows her affection and cares about her happiness, you know?

17. Now that the cat's out of the bag ...

Now that the cat's out of the bag ...
For weeks, Larissa hid her boyfriend's face from her fans. She's still keeping some details about him to herself, but since we've all seen him, she's sharing sweet relationship photos -- including this glimpse at them on a hike with her and her friends.

18. Larissa gushed about her divorce party

Larissa gushed about her divorce party
"I was treated linke a queen," she raves. "I love my new iPhone!!!" Remember how Colt reported her iPhone as stolen, preventing her from making payments on it? Well, now she has one that he can't touch.

19. She also has a plea for her followers

She also has a plea for her followers
"I would like to ask to my followers to stop talking bad about the dancers," Larissa says. Her next words are the sort of thing you usually hear stars say about themselves, but she's using them to defend other women.

20. This is really nice of her

This is really nice of her
"Women are free to do whatever they want to do," Larissa reminds her fans. "We need to empower each other!!!" She's absolutely right.

21. Did we all misjudge Larissa?

Did we all misjudge Larissa?
Nothing that we've seen excuses Larissa's on-camera behavior on 90 Day Fiance, but it looks like she has a much more level head when she's with someone who loves and supports her.

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