Oh please. For Kylie Jenner, it's more like:
Lame as that joke was, we're not wrong.
The reality starlet has learned from half-sister Kim Kardashian that selfies sell, and she's taken it to a new level on Instagram.
With 70 million followers (seventy million, yes) and counting, there's no telling where she may end up by the time she's 21.
Regardless, the newly-19-year-old Kylie spends more time posing in front of her own camera that doing nearly anything else.
Girl poses for selfies like it's her job. Which we suppose it kind of is. What a world. Don't hate the player, though. Hate the game.
Or better yet, just admit it, you love it.
Take a look below at Kylizzle's most memorable efforts - including her most recent, sensual 19th birthday grill and cleavage shots:
Kylie Jenner: Lips For Days
Most of Kylie's selfies focus on one of two body parts: her breasts or her giant lips.
Kylie Jenner with a Grill
Kylie Jenner is grilling in this extreme close-up. What do you think of this unique look?
Kylie Jenner Goes Black
Whoa there, Kylie Jenner! The young reality star shows off a black shade of her lip kit in this photo. What do you think?
An Ugly Outfit
Sorry, we're just being honest here. But we find this outfit to be hideous.
An Extreme Close Up
Can you back up a foot or two, Kylie?
Kylie Jenner: Sexy Selfie!
This isn't your typical Kylie Jenner selfie. And why not? Because she's only wearing a black bra in the image.
Kylie Jenner, Makeup Free Photo
WOW! Kylie Jenner is makeup-free in this photo. She looks nothing like her normal self, does she?
Kylie Selfie Style
Kylie Jenner and her lips get sultry for this selfie.
Kylie Jenner Snaps Selfie
This is a stunning selfie. It features Kylie Jenner... and she's wearing clothing. Amazing, right?!?!?!?
Kylie Jenner: Selfie Time!
Kylie Jenner holds a phone in front of her face and snaps a selfie. This is pretty much par for her course.
Kylie Jenner Takes Another Bikini Selfie
Hey, Kylie Jenner's in a bikini! We've seen it a million times before, but with all the work she gets done, it's always different.
Kylie Jenner takes a selfie and admires herself in the mirror.
With Orange Hair
Kylie Jenner rocks orange hair for the Coachella festival.
Kylie Jenner: Clothed Selfie!
This is something you pretty much never see. It's a selfie of Kylie Jenner, with Kylie Jenner wearing a full layer of clothing.
Kylie Jenner: Close Up Instagram Selfie
Kylie posted this selfie on Instagram. It probably number 400 of that day.
In a Bandana
Not her best look. We have to be honest.
In a Black Bathing Suit
Closeup of Kylie Jenner's black bathing suit selfie.
Kylie Jenner Shows Off Freckles
We can't tell if Kylie is wearing no makeup here, or just less than usual. Either way, she has freckles! Who knew?
Kylie Jenner Goes Makeup-Free
Yet another makeup-free selfie from Kylie. The natural look agrees with her.
Kylie Jenner on Snapchat
Kylie Jenner is getting a tattoo in this Snapshot still image. She documented the experience for fans.
Kylie Jenner with Red Lips
Kylie Jenner has come out with a new color for her lip kit. What do you think of this shade of red?
Kylie Jenner Selfie for Lip Kit
Kylie Jenner shows off one of her lip kit colors in Candy K.
Kylie Jenner: Sad Instagram Selfie
Kylie looks bummed in this selfie. We can't imagine why. The girl's career is on fire.
Kylie Jenner Seduces Followers
Kylie Jenner wrote that she had a "broken nail" in this photo. But why do we think no one is really looking at her nail?
Kylie Jenner: Natural Look
Kylie really should chill with the makeup. She looks great when she scales back.
Kylie Jenner Waist Training Image
WAIST DRESSING IS STUPID AND THE JENNERS SHOULD NOT PRETENDING THAT IT DOES ANYTHING AT ALL.
Kylie Jenner in the Kar
Note to Kylie: stop posing for selfies in the car.
Kylie with Caitlyn
Kylie Jenner ran into Caitlyn Jenner during a night out on the town. They snapped this selfie together.
Kylie Jenner Spanx Photo
Jenner rocks a pair of spanx in this throwback selfie.
Kylie Jenner Gold Grill Photo
Yes, Kylie Jenner is rocking a gold grill these days. No, we have no idea why.
Kylie Jenner: Bathing Suit Cleavage
Kylie Jenner recently turned 19. Naturally, she celebrated with some VERY revealing selfies.
Kylie Jenner: Serious Selfie
Kylie Jenner doesn't feel like smiling for the camera, we guess. She shared this selfie on Instagram in the summer of 2016.
Kylie Jenner in PJ Pants
"I'll be 19 in two weeks." That's what Kylie Jenner wrote as a caption to this fascinating photo on Instagram.
Kylie Jenner Selfie, Takes 9,873
Kylie Jenner looks thrilled to be snapping this selfie, doesn't she? The reality star shared it to Instagram in the summer of 2016.
Kylie Jenner in a Robe
You won't believe this, but Kylie Jenner is posing here for a selfie. Okay, maybe you WILL believe that.