Kim Kardashian: 24 Shocking Facts About Her 72-Day Marriage

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As previously documented, there was many weird facts about Kim Kardashian out there.

But did you know there are even more bizarre, shocking and generally bat $hit crazy facts out there about Kim Kardashian's 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries?

It's true!

And we're not even referring to how Kim has said she knew it was over from the start.

You simply won't believe some of the tidbits we've uncovered below...

1. Kris Humphies Proposed...

Kris Humphies Proposed...
... and then he and Kim got married a mere 90 days later. Insiders say Kardashian wanted to exchange vows as soon as possible so that she would look young and thin at the time of her wedding.

2. Prior to Getting Hitched...

Prior to Getting Hitched...
... Kim and Kris spent a total (yes, a total!) of one full week together, in terms of physical proximity.

3. Doubts Abounded

Doubts Abounded
The evening before the wedding, Kris Jenner asked her daughter: "Do you want out? You're not yourself."

4. An Overestimate

An Overestimate
During the ceremony, Khloe was heard whispering to another guest: "I give it six fucking months." (Editor's note: HA!)

5. Wait... REALLY?!?

Wait... REALLY?!?
Future husband Kanye Was allegedly purchased his first-ever cellphone so he could send Kim pictures of former basketball stars who had aged terribly, telling her at the time: "This is your future."

6. An Ominous Sign

An Ominous Sign
During their wedding rehearsal, Kris supposedly told Kim he couldn't wait to "scream" at her when he got the chance, to which Kim replied: "Go for it, I’ll fucking slice you."

7. You May Want to Keep This Out of Your Vows

You May Want to Keep This Out of Your Vows
"I hate him. Every last thing annoys me," Kim told friends at the rehearsal dinner.

8. Kris Jenner Has Never Read Cinderella

Kris Jenner Has Never Read Cinderella
After Kris Jenner got involved with the wedding planning, she reportedly gave the endeavor the nickname "Operation Pumpkin" because it was "like a Cinderella story." (Editor's Note: No, it wasn't.)

9. NBA Players Make a Lot of Money

NBA Players Make a Lot of Money
The 20-carat, $2 million engagement ring presented to Kim was so valuable it had to be transported via a Brink’s Truck from New York to Los Angeles.

10. Remember That Proposal?

Remember That Proposal?
Kim was aware it was happening and made E! reshoot her reaction because she wasn't pleased with the first take.

11. Cha-Ching!

Between three wedding gowns and lots of jewelry, Kim wore over $100,000 on her body throughout the big day.

12. Classic Kris!

Classic Kris!
The mother of the bride underwent a facelift six weeks before the wedding day because she wanted to look as young as possible.

13. Where Did They Register?!?

Where Did They Register?!?
The most expensive item on the terrible couple's registry was a vase costing $7,500... and the LEAST expensive was a clock priced at $1,115.

14. That's Taller Than Khloe!

That's Taller Than Khloe!
The wedding cake was eight feet tall and weighed nearly 600 pounds.

15. The Public Cared for Some Reason

The Public Cared for Some Reason
The most watched episodes in Keeping Up with the Kardashians history are still the wedding specials that chronicled Kim's wedding preparations and nuptials to Humphries.


Remember this scene? When Kim whined to Kourtney about how she got "caught up in the fairy tale" and had made a massive mistake marrying Kris? Who could ever forget it?!?

17. Kim's Divorce Statement:

Kim's Divorce Statement:
"After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best."

18. And a Few Words from Heartbroken Kris:

And a Few Words from Heartbroken Kris:
"I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce. I’m committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents. I’m willing to do whatever it takes to make it work."

19. What Money?!?

What Money?!?
What PR fakery?!? Kris Jenner has alleged to this day that Kim did not earn a dime from the nuptials.

20. Except...

According to court documents, she received $175,000 from People magazine for the exclusive engagement announcement... $1.1 million for the wedding photographs... $90,000 for having her bachelorette party at Las Vegas venue Tao... and $1 million from airing the wedding on E!.

21. What a $ham

What a $ham
Two months after Kardashian, filed for divorce, Kris decided to seek an annulment on the grounds of "fraud," claiming Kim had used their marriage for ratings. He tried to play as ignorant as he could.

22. 72 Days?

72 Days?
More like two years. That's how long it took for the divorce to actually be finalized.

23. How Crazy is THIS?

How Crazy is THIS?
Kardashian was just two months away from giving birth to North West when the divorce was finally granted!

24. Someone Paid WHAT for WHAT?

Someone Paid WHAT for WHAT?
Kim gave Kris back the engagement ring six months after the divorce was complete. He auctioned the item off... for $750,000.

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