On Tuesday, the celebrity gossip world was stunned by news that Tristan Thompson was caught cheating on Khloe Kardashian with Jordyn Woods, the 21-year-old best friend of Khloe’s little sister Kylie Jenner.
The shocking part wasn’t that Tristan cheated — we’ve come to expect that.
But we expected even Tristan to possess enough self-restraint and common sense to refrain from banging Kylie’s BFF.
Not only is his relationship with Khloe now officially over (finally), Tristan is about to get the death sentence in the court of public opinion.
So perhaps when Tristan confessed to his most recent infidelity, it was part of an effort to rescue some small part of his public image.
Needless to say, it didn’t work.
Take a look:
Busted!
Sources say Tristan hooked up with Jordyn at a house party on February 17.
Downside to Fame
Of course, it’s hard to get away with that sort of thing when the whole world knows your name, and so, it wasn’t long before word got back to Khloe.
Caught In the Act
“Tristan and Jordyn were into each other, they were cuddling and holding hands,” one witness tells In Touch Weekly.
None Too Subtle
“Tristan was rubbing her ass, they were definitely hooking up,†the onlooker adds.
Really? We Find It QUITE Believable!
“It was surreal,” the source adds. “We couldn’t believe it.â€Â
Word Spreads Fast
“Khloe was told by people who saw Tristan and Jordan making out and told Khloe, and Khloe confronted Tristan and he admitted it was true,†a different source tells Us Weekly.
Betrayal
Insiders say Khloe found the news “completely shocking†and “loved†Woods before she found out about Tristan’s latest dalliance.
No More Second Chances
Of course, Tristan has gotten away with a LOT in the relatively short time since his relationship with Khloe began.
Once a Cheater …
Let’s not forget that Tristan was busted sleeping with multiple women while Khloe was pregnant with his child last year.
Kicked to the Curb
This time, however, Khloe’s not kidding herself that Tristan might change his ways.
Officially Over
“Khloe is completely done with him for good,” says the insider.
Dead to Rights
“Khloe was told by people who saw Tristan and Jordan making out and told Khloe, and Khloe confronted Tristan and he admitted it was true,†says the source.
Rare Honesty
Yes, Tristan actually confessed to his infidelity this time — but only after he tried to weasel out of it.
MAGA Strategies
“FAKE NEWS,†Tristan tweeted when the story first broke. He deleted the post once it was clear he’d been caught.
The Upside
Fortunately, sources say Khloe isn’t too terribly broken up by the situation, as she was pretty much done with Tristan anyway.
A Long Time Coming
“Khloe and Tristan were having problems before this anyway, for months,†the informant claims.
Bad Situation Means Good TV
And of course, the whole situation will be documented on the upcoming season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, which will likely provide a ratings boost for the long-running reality series.
Televised Infidelity
“The whole family is filming right now,†an insider tells Radar Online. “Everything that Khloe is going through with Tristan cheating AGAIN is getting filmed. And it is going to be on the show.â€Â
Turning a Negative Into a Positive
“Kris and Khloe are already in agreement that her breakup with Tristan was going to be a huge part of the storyline for the upcoming seasons,” the source adds.
“Explosive” Is Right
“Khloe needed a good storyline and her relationships are always so explosive at the end. It is going to make for some really good TV,” the tipster continues.
That’s One Way to Look At It
“The timing couldn’t have been better,†the insider adds. “Everyone is in town and everyone is filming.â€Â
Dealing In Her Own Way
It may not be everyone’s preferred coping mechanism, but we applaud Khloe for looking on the bright side — and for kicking Tristan to the curb, of course.
Collateral Damage
As for Jordyn, it seems the entire Kard clan has unfollowed her on social media.
Kicked Out of the Klub
We think it’s safe to say you won’t be seeing Kylie’s former bestie on any future episodes of KUWTK.