On Tuesday, the celebrity gossip world was stunned by news that Tristan Thompson was caught cheating on Khloe Kardashian with Jordyn Woods, the 21-year-old best friend of Khloe's little sister Kylie Jenner.
The shocking part wasn't that Tristan cheated -- we've come to expect that.
But we expected even Tristan to possess enough self-restraint and common sense to refrain from banging Kylie's BFF.
Not only is his relationship with Khloe now officially over (finally), Tristan is about to get the death sentence in the court of public opinion.
So perhaps when Tristan confessed to his most recent infidelity, it was part of an effort to rescue some small part of his public image.
Needless to say, it didn't work.
Take a look:
Sources say Tristan hooked up with Jordyn at a house party on February 17.
Downside to Fame
Of course, it's hard to get away with that sort of thing when the whole world knows your name, and so, it wasn't long before word got back to Khloe.
Caught In the Act
“Tristan and Jordyn were into each other, they were cuddling and holding hands," one witness tells In Touch Weekly.
None Too Subtle
"Tristan was rubbing her ass, they were definitely hooking up,” the onlooker adds.
Really? We Find It QUITE Believable!
“It was surreal," the source adds. "We couldn’t believe it.”
Word Spreads Fast
“Khloe was told by people who saw Tristan and Jordan making out and told Khloe, and Khloe confronted Tristan and he admitted it was true,” a different source tells Us Weekly.