In this clip from the ongoing MTV smash hit, it's more like Jersey... yeah, sure, whatever you say, Jen Harley.
We make this witty quip because a sneak peek at the Season 2 finale reveals a phone conversation Ronnie is having with his occasionally violent girlfriend.
She is telling him that their house just got robbed.
But Ronnie's friends don't exactly buy what Harley is trying to sell.
Scroll down to see what we mean and prepare to join the chorus of those who think these two are NOT right for each other. At all.
Okay. So What Allegedly Happened?
Ronnie is on the phone with Jen on the finale, and his roomates are listening in, when she tells him their Las Vegas home was robbed overnight while she and their infant daughter, Ariana, were asleep. Yikes, right?!?
Is Everyone Okay?
Yes, Jen says, but she also says they are still in the house, post-robbery.
"Get the f-ck out of the house and go to the other house. Why would you stay there?" Ronnie says to Jen. "It's not making sense right now. If they come back, what are you going to do?"
This is Such BS
"I don't buy it. Not for one second," says Pauly D says in response to the call and clam. "Jen is up to no good. Because the last time I talked to Ronnie, he had blocked her and I think she's just doing this to get Ronnie to talk to her."
Her Pants are On Fire
"She's lying, this girl," adds Angelina Pivarnick. "This girl is so vindictive. She's so evil. It's not even funny."
Yes, Befuddled is a Word, Sitch
“This whole situation with Jen is crazy,” Mike says at one point. “There is a calamity or crisis once a week, like clockwork."
What a Mess, Right?
You can check out the clip here
But Their Whole Relationship Has Been a Mess
Harley gave birth to Ariana in early April. Within weeks, she and Ronnie were going at it on Instagram, with allegations of cheating back and forth and with Ronnie referring to Jen as a "cum dumpster."
Ronnie does not appear to strike Jen in it, but he does appear to threaten a physical reaction. This was filmed mere weeks after the two became parents.
And There was the Fight to End All Reality TV Fights
“You’re a f-cking psychopath. You’re a f-cking loser. You’re a piece of sh-t,” Jen yelled at Ronnie on a Season 2 episode, prior to spitting his face.
Spit Isn't Painful, Though
Getting Hit by a Phone?
Harley Was Arrested for Assaulting Ronnie in Las Vegas in July, Too
She was taken into custody, but no charges were filed and she will not face any jail time.
Still. This Sh-t is Messed Up.
One second the two are hugging on Instagram, the next second Ronnie is showing off a black eye online and alleging Jen beat him up.
Know What Else is Messed Up?
That's the Saddest Part of This Entire Thing
There's a baby girl trapped in the middle of two very unstable individuals. For her sake, if not their own well-being, Ronnie and Jen need to go their separate ways and find a co-parenting solution that works for everyone.