Jersey Shore Couples Update: Is Angelina Divorced? Did JWoww Marry 24?

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Well, the fist-pumpin' Jersey Shore gang might be getting older, but there are still plenty of changes happening in the lives of our favorite Garden State guidos.

With a new season of Shore in full swing, we thought it would be a good time to bring you up to speed on the latest developments in the lives of the Macaroni Rascals.

(That's really what the show is called in Japan, a fact that will never not be hilarious.) 

A whole lot has happened in recent months, and recent events have left fans with a lot of lingering questions.

Did Angelina Pivarnick and Chris Larangeira really get divorced?

How about the engagement of Jenni Farley and Zack Carpinello?

Did these two finally tie the knot post-season, or are thay waiting for 24's wrestling career to take off?

Whatever the case, our sincere congratulations go out to these two, as we simply love an engagement this time of year!

Jenni's joyous news led us to contemplate the romantic situations of her castmates -- some of which are good and some of which are very, very bad.

Without further ado, we present a complete rundown of the DTF Shore stars and their current (or former) romantic partners.

So pack your Purell, because we're about to embark on an in-depth exploration of the Smush Room:

1. Angelina and Chris

Angelina and Chris
We probably don't need to tell you that things aren't going so well for the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island and her bearded boo. Angelina and Chris tied the knot in November of 2019, and it's been all downhill ever since.

2. Making It Work ... Sort Of

Making It Work ... Sort Of
Things got off to a rocky start, thanks to the infamous bridesmaids' speech at their wedding, but despite that (and Angelina's ongoing obsession with Vinny) the couple is still hanging on ... if only by a thread.

3. Sex, Lies, and Videotape

Sex, Lies, and Videotape
The infamous "Old Bridge" video that showed Angelina screaming at her alleged side-piece could have easily been the nail in the coffin for these two.

4. Out of Sight, Out of Mind?

Out of Sight, Out of Mind?
But for some reason, Chris wasn't the least bit upset about it. Hell, he didn't even see the footage! We guess sometimes denial is the best medicine.

5. A Broken Sweetheart

A Broken Sweetheart
Now before we get to the current cast, we have a bit of bad news about of Jersey Shore alum: Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola and Christian Biscardi have ended their engagement.

6. Disaster Averted?

Disaster Averted?
Sammi and Christian were supposed to get married last year, but they delayed their wedding due to Covid-19 concerns. Here's hoping they didn't lose their deposit!

7. Like Old Times

Like Old Times
Sam may have opted out of participating in Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, but as longtime fans of the franchise know, this is certainly not her first messy breakup.

8. Sammi and RAHN!

Yes, who could forget the doomed romance of Sammi and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro?

9. Definitely For the Best

The constant Sammi and Ron drama was part of what made the early seasons of Shore so memorable, but thankfully, the former castmates no longer have any contact with one another.

10. Ron, STOP!

Ron, STOP!
Ronnie later moved on to another disastrous relationship, this time with Las Vegas realtor Jen Harley turned into an utter disaster. There were allegations of abuse from both sides, but on the bright side at least the pairing produced Ron's beloved daughter, Arianna!

11. This Is No Ron-Com

This Is No Ron-Com
These days, Ronnie is in a relationship with a woman named Saffire Matos. And we regret to report that it seems he's fallen back into his old, abusive ways.

12. This Again

This Again
In April of this year, Ronnie was arrested on domestic violence charges after Saffire called the cops on him.

13. Not Good

Not Good
Ron was on probation at the time of the incident, and it initially looked like he would finally be headed to prison. However, felony domestic charges against him were dropped after Saffire declined to testify against him. Troublingly, the couple is still together.

14. Moving On

Moving On
But despite the many obstacles these two have faced, they got engaged in June of 2021. We wish them the best, and we hope Ron has changed his ways.

15. Jenni and 24

Jenni and 24
Speaking of popping the question, Jenni "JWoww" Farley and Zach "24" Carpinello are officially engaged. The couple shared their big news with fans on Instagram this week.

16. 24 No More

24 No More
Despite his nickname, Carpinello is actually 26 years old. That makes him nine years Jenni's junior, but the age difference doesn't seem to bother these two.

17. The Bad Times

The Bad Times
Jenni and Zack have had their share of ups and downs, including the unfortunate incident in which he groped Angelina Pivarnick during a night of clubbing.

18. A Happy Ending

A Happy Ending
But Ms. Farley and Mr. Carpinello persevered, and it seems that Jenni will soon tie the knot for a second time.

19. A Lesson Learned (the Hard Way)

Yes, Jenni is hoping the second time is the charm, as her first marriage -- to truck driver Roger Mathews -- ended in explosive fashion.

20. Reason to Be Hopeful

Reason to Be Hopeful
The Roger situation certainly got ugly toward the end, but Jenni shouldn't feel discouraged. After all, several castmates of hers have formed healthy, lasting marriages.

21. Snooki and Jionni

Take Snooki and Jionni LaValle, for example. The vertically-challenged couple tied the knot in 2014.

22. Leaving the Meatball Life Behind

Leaving the Meatball Life Behind
Yes, Shore's biggest party girl was the first to settle down, and she and Jionni have since welcomed three children together. If that's not proof that people can change, we don't know what is!

23. A New Snooki

Snooki retired from Shore, citing her desire to spend more time with her family. She made a brief return during of start of the Poconos season, and we guess that'll have to be enough for now! Fans have certainly missed the Meatball Queen!

24. Here Comes Mama Deeners!

Here Comes Mama Deeners!
Not to be outdone, Snooki's partner in crime, Deena Nicole Cortese, married Chris Buckner in 2017. The couple welcomed their first child in 2019.

25. More Little Meatballs!

More Little Meatballs!
On the previous season of Shore, Deena announced that she and Chris are currently expecting their second child. We guess the self-proclaimed "blast in a glass" has been temporarily put on ice.

26. Mike and Lauren(s)

Mike and Lauren(s)
Also successful in the romance department is Mike Sorrentino, who married Lauren Pesce in 2018.

27. Rough Start

Rough Start
Shortly after tying the knot, Mike was forced to serve eight months in federal prison on tax fraud charges.

28. The Happiest of Endings

The Happiest of Endings
But Mike and Lauren stuck it out, and they recently welcomed their first child!

29. Words of Wisdom

Words of Wisdom
Little Romeo Reign entered the world in May. And with all that Mike has been through -- and his endless supply of motivational sayings -- we're sure he'll make one hell of a dad!

30. Pauly and Nikki

Pauly and Nikki
So who's next to hear wedding bells in the Shore family? Well, our money is on Pauly D and Nikki Hall!

31. DJ Love

DJ Love
Pauly might not seem like the type to settle down, but he's seemed smitten by Nikki ever since the two of them made their relationship official on the second season of A Double Shot at Love With Pauly and Vinny. We love a guido wedding this time of year!

32. Vinny and ... Uncle Nino?

Vinny and ... Uncle Nino?
So that leaves Pauly's Double Shot partner Vinny Guadagnino as the only fully single member of the Jersey Shore family.

33. Ridin' Solo

Ridin' Solo
Vin seems pretty content with his career as a high-class stripper, so he might never tie the knot. But if he does, we hope and pray that he'll have his drunk uncle officiate.

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