If you’re a Teen Mom 2 fan, then you’re probably well aware that David Eason is unemployed.
For a while there, he was making a nice six figures in exchange for allowing an MTV camera crew to document his life of inactivity, but Eason was fired because no amount of money could convince him to keep his homophobic views to himself.
So now David has been forced to rejoin the working world.
Fortunately, he has his residual reality TV fame to help him drum up publicity for his latest business venture.
Un fortunately, he seems utterly clueless about the fact that his marriage to a woman who’s been arrested more times than Pablo Escobar hasn’t really done any wonders for his reputation.
As much as we can’t stand David, we’re sort of hoping MTV gives him a spinoff about his little scuba diving company because this promises to be wildly entertaining …
Scuba Dave David Eason has purchased a business in which he’ll provide “diving and underwater services” to locals in the Jacksonville, North Carolina area. But will anyone be willing to hire him?
Buying In Based on the company’s page Facebook page, it seems David and Jenelle purchased Elite Marine Diving & Underwater Services for an undisclosed sum and are hoping to hold on to existing clients, as well as attract some new ones.
Smart Move Wisely, the day-to-day operations of the business are being left up to David. From what we’ve seen, Jenelle doesn’t have the temperament for customer service.
An Interesting Strategy The best thing that David could do would be to downplay his marriage to Jenelle and his involvement with Teen Mom 2. But of course, he’s not doing that…
Facepalm Moment Yes, Dave is making sure his potential customers know he’s the same David Eason whose wife has been arrested dozens of times for charges ranging from heroin possession to assault.
Guilty By Association (MTV) Jenelle is currently in another legal mess thanks to an incident in which she allegedly brandished a weapon and threatened a strangers life after being cut off in traffic. Not the sort of thing that’s great for business …
Problems of His Own Of course, his association with Jenelle is just one of the many, many things that might stand in the way of David’s ability to run a successful business.
David Drama David wasn’t fired by MTV over creative differences. No, he was let go for very legitimate reasons that would have brought about the end of his employment with just about any corporation in America. In fact, Teen Mom 2 producers gave the man way too many chances.
The Balloon Incident At a pre-party for last year’s Teen Mom 2 reunion taping, David got hammered, took out a KNIFE, and started “stabbing” decorative balloons that had apparently pissed him off. Try that at a work-sponsored event and let us know how it goes.
Given A Pass But despite complaints from his co-stars that he frightened their children, that’s not the incident that got David fired. No, it wasn’t until a few months later that MTV execs finally became fed up.
World’s Worst Timing David posted this photo as a Valentine’s Day tribute to Jenelle … just hours after the world learned about the tragic school shooting in Parkland, Florida. When fans suggested he take the pic down out of respect to the victims, that’s when things really got ugly…
Really, Dave? For reasons that defy explanation, David proceeded to unleash a torrent of homophobic slurs at the followers who suggested his post was ill-timed. Unfortunately for Eason, his post attracted all the wrong kinds of attention.
David Under Fire Several of David’s co-stars called for him to be fired, and shortly thereafter, TV gave him the axe. But that wasn’t the end of Eason’s bad behavior …
Happy to Make Things Worse After Jenelle’s LATEST gun-related incident (the one where she threatened to kill the guy) David let loose with several more seething rants, one of them directed at Leah Messer’s DAUGHTER!
We Kid You Not Yes, David commented on Leah’s photos from her daughter’s cheerleading tournament, informing her that the girl was wearing too much makeup. We’re sure Leah was very interested in his opinion on the matter.
It Gets Worse… Shortly thereafter, David’s name was mentioned in Jenelle’s ongoing custody battle with Nathan Griffith. As you may have guessed, it wasn’t in a flattering way …
This Effing Guy David now stands accused of punching his 3-year-old stepson, Kaiser Griffith. We wish we were joking.
The Point And why do we bring this all up? Just to remind you that despite the many, many instances in which David has proven himself to be the worst kind of person (We only covered the past nine months here.), he thinks he’ll be able to run a successful business.
You Know What to Do Vote with your dollars, people of Jacksonville, North Carolina. Let David Eason know he’s not the kind of person you want doing business in your town!