In many cases, the ability to smile in the face of hardship is a valuable virtue.
But in some cases — say, at a funeral, or when you’ve recently lost custody of your kids — it pays to demonstrate appropriate solemnity.
That’s why so many are side-eyeing the f–k out of Jenelle Evans this week.
As you’ve likely heard by now, Jenelle has lost custody of all of her kids following a CPS investigation.
It’s a situation that would bring most parents to the brink of insanity — but Jenelle seems happy and relaxed for, like, the first time ever.
Does she have the exact opposite of the appropriate emotional response in every situation?
It’s certainly starting to look that way.
Check it out:
Country Gal
Jenelle assumes a new personality with each new relationship, and ever since she began dating David Eason, she’s devoted herself to creating a down-home farmer girl facade.
The Rebranding Process
Like just about every reality star these days, Jenelle is attempting to create her own lifestyle brand, and it’s directly linked to the “aw, shucks” homesteader image she adopted when she met David.
Priorities
While she should be laser-focused on getting her kids back, Jenelle is instead producing lengthy YouTube videos in which she shows off her farming skills and attempts to create the impression that she’s already won her kids back.
Visual Torture
Evans’ latest is over 21 minutes long (!!!) and it’s mostly just shots of animals scored to some generic acoustic guitar music. Fortunately, Jenelle uploaded this preview to Instagram that pretty much tells you all you need to know.
You’re Welcome
Being the martyrs that we are, we watched the whole damn thing in order to update to on the latest developments in Jenelle’s tortured mind.
No Surprises
Mostly, it’s just Jenelle attempting to impress fans with her ability to raise chickens.
Read the Room!
We can’t help but think they would be more impressed if she were able to raise her own children. But what do we know?
Cameo Kids
The video does feature some brief appearances from Jenelle’s son Kaiser and daughter Ensley.
Throwback Jams
Last month, Jenelle lost custody of both kids (along with stepdaughter Maryssa), so it’s safe to assume this video was shot quite some time ago.
Times Have Changed
These days, all of Jenelle’s kids are living with relatives, and her time with them is limited to weekly supervised visits.
Chicks, Man
Anyway, as Jenelle tells us at the start, this video is all about chickens. We were hoping to see more chicken/child interaction, but instead, Evans mostly just assures us the kids love the homesteading life.
Nice Shirt
As though there weren’t enough irony in a woman who just lost custody of her kids making a video about the joys of homesteading, Jenelle also rocks an MTV sweatshirt throughout much of the video,
Country Dave
We’re not sure how legit Dave’s farmer schtick is, as no one knew who the hell he was before he started shacking up with Jenelle.
This Freakin’ Guy
Suffice it to say he often seems pretty clueless, and not long after this video was filmed, he shot and killed the family dog in a fit of rage. So probably not the guy you want to take your animal care tips from.
Nugget Sighting
In case you needed a reminder of just how badly David sucks, the late Nugget makes a brief cameo, and the Easons’ other dog appears to be wearing a shock collar.
The Fruits of Their Labor
Eventually, David and Jenelle are able to harvest some eggs and enjoy a DIY breakfast.
Au Naturel
Much has been made of the fact that Jenelle consumed the meal makeup-free, but yeah … we’re not gonna go there.
Like and Subscribe
At the end of the clip, Jenelle encourages viewers to follow her page for more homesteading tips … but considering it’s been 3 months since her last video, we’re not sure how much content you’re gonna get.
Take a Stand
Besides, you probably shouldn’t encourage her to make more videos. This woman needs to focus on cleaning up her act (and Land) so that her kids can at least visit.