On Wednesday, Jenelle Evans tweeted about Hurricane Florence numerous times.
We can certainly see why the topic is at the forefront of her mind, as that’s probably the case with just about every coastal Carolinian at the moment.
But Jenelle’s tweets were different from those of the other folks offering live updates from her region.
While many expressed concerns, Jenelle posted rain-drenched bikini selfies.
While others detailed their evacuation plans, Jenelle announced her intention to stay put … along with her three young children.
Obviously, she took a lot of flak for downplaying this potentially deadly storm, but don’t worry, today she offered a detailed explanation:
It seems those who criticized her were all just jealous haters who can suck it.
Jump into the gallery below for her full response, which is 100 percent, uncut classic Jenelle:
Jenell-fie
Jenelle kicked things off with this selfie. Many of her followers rightly felt that the lighthearted, exuberant tone of the pic didn’t jibe with the seriousness of the situation.
Get This Girl Off Twitter
Jenelle was stunned by the negative reaction to her tweet, but instead of deleting it and offering up a sincere apology, she decided to make things much worse.
Mad Mom
Jenelle, as you may know, is an angry person. Like, you’d have a hard time finding an angrier person who’s not currently behind bars for a violent crime. And she likes to let the hate flow through her on Twitter.
Jenelle Evans: Confused, As Always
Jenelle doesn’t understand. But to be fair, the girl’s not feigning ignorance. She genuinely doesn’t understand the situation.
Explain It Like She’s 5
When many, many people attempted to make it clear to Jenelle that using an impending natural disaster to call attention to your thirst trap bikini pics is horrendously inappropriate, she got even more upset.
Still Missing the Point
Jenelle can’t see how people could possibly view her bikini pics as obnoxiously narcissistic. And because this is Jenelle we’re talking about, she’s been getting angrier and angrier as the day goes on …
The Attempt at Clarification
Jenelle seems to think everyone’s chief complaint is that she stepped outside in a hurricane (which had yet to make landfall at that point) to pose for bikini pics.
Deflecting Blame
As with most of Jenelle’s tweets, this one is funny for multiple reasons, all of them unintentional.
She’s Been Framed!
For one thing, why does she think anyone would give a sh-t about who made the frame? As though anyone thought Jenelle would be capable of doing something like that herself, anyway.
Quit Yer Bitchin’!
On top of that, Jenelle is seems bothered by all the “bitchin” in her timeline. Apparently, that’s her word for when people express grave concerns for her safety.
Locals Only
And for some reason, Jenelle feels that only residents of the Carolinas should be allowed to comment on the severity of Hurricane Florence.
Kaiser vs. Florence
To assure fans all is well in her neck of the woods, Jenelle posted this pic of her son “fighting” the storm. But if her goal was to set our minds at ease, she failed. The worst of the wind and rains are yet to come.
Hurricane Dave
David posted this short video just as the storm started to make landfall. Needless to say, it left fans more concerned than ever.
Interesting …
Funny, she didn’t extend that same courtesy to Floridians when she felt the need to continually minimize the pain of those who were affected by the Parkland shooting. But we digress …
Angry Evans
With time, Jenelle stopped trying to engage others in a battle of wits. But instead of logging off of Twitter, she got even angrier.
Cash Her Inside … How Bout Dat!
The clear answer to this rhetorical question is: because you have children and you’re not protecting them from an impending natural disaster. Everyone is right to be worried about your family,
Let the Roasting Begin!
Obviously, Jenelle set herself up for the owning of a lifetime here, and many took her up on the generous offer.
Priorities
Jenelle should probably be saving her phone battery at this point. But you can be sure she won’t be taking such precautions anytime soon.
Great Minds Think Alike
Many Teen Mom 2 fans pointed out the obvious flaws in Jenelle’s argument. Hopefully, she’ll get the point eventually.
The Obvious Answer
How many people have to say this to Jenelle before she gets the message? Sadly, we’ll probably never reach that point.
Seriously, Though …
As we said earlier this week, all kidding aside, we wish Jenelle and her family all the best. Our thoughts are with those in the storm’s path, and we encourage everyone who’s able to get to safety.