Jenelle Evans & David Eason: Officially Separated! [Exclusive]

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We know, we know -- you've heard this one before.

Jenelle Evans and David Eason break up about as frequently as most couples go out to dinner.

But this time, they might have really called it quits for good.

After all, now that Jenelle has been fired from Teen Mom 2, there's no camera crew on The Land, which means Evans and Eason would be keeping up appearances for the sake of a bunch of chickens.

On top of that, Jenelle traveled out of state without David for the first time in a very long time over the weekend, and the trip may have caused her to return home with a very different view of her marriage.

Here's everything we know about the situation thus far:

1. Lord and Lady of the Land

Lord and Lady of the Land
It's only been two years since Jenelle Evans and David Eason got married. But we can't even count how many times they've called it quits since saying "I do."

2. On the Down-Low

On the Down-Low
Usually, when these two separate, they can't wait to tell the whole world. This time, however, the signs have been unmistakable, but subtle -- which leads us to believe this might be the real deal.

3. Next-Level Passive Aggression

Next-Level Passive Aggression
One of Jenelle and David's favorite breakup moves is to remove all the relationship info from their Facebook accounts. You might remember this tactic from your own days in middle school.

4. Blank Space

Blank Space
This time, both parties have erased any mention of their marriage from their "About" section. Sadly, we don't know which Eason was the first to wipe the slate clean.

5. Class Act

Class Act
David followed that up with what appears to be a cornball post-breakup dad joke. Hey, at least he thinks he's funny!

6. Going Off

Going Off
In fact, the passive-aggressive memes and jokes were flying non-stop on David's Facebook page all weekend. This is what happens when you have no one but chickens to talk to.

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